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[joshuahartnett]

I love jolly olde England. You can't go wrong in a place where the hood is the bonnet, and the trunk is the boot. When I'm done with England, I will be the biggest man whore you have ever met. Ta.

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[jonnyleemiller]

HAR. Josh, you are a wonder. If you want it in the boot, you'll have to deal with my brogues. After a wee kip, naturally.

[joshuahartnett]

I have no idea what the end of that sentence meant, but who cares! I just want to know when the fucking starts. ;-)

[mavrakis]

There's that icon again.

And how are you finding England? Is it treating you well?

[joshuahartnett]

Do you enjoy it? I could make a similar expression for you when I see you, if you'd like. ;-)

I'm exploring England and loving it. The people here are treating me well. Brits are very good at showing their gratitude.

[mavrakis]

I do think I'd like that, Josh ;)

We really try to treat our visitors well. We take pride in making sure they enjoy their stays here and the like. We want to keep them coming back.

[joshuahartnett]

Well, I'm now a genie because your wish is my command.

Oh, I'll keep coming. Erm, coming back, that is.

[adam_rickitt]

You didn't call.

But I'm still sending your flowers.

[joshuahartnett]

I didn't call because I thought you were taken. Are you?

Feel free. I'll be seeing your show soon, just tell me which is the best night for you to see me afterwards.

[adam_rickitt]

It hurts to know that you can't be a friend simply because I'm now taken. ::sighs::

Any night would be fine.

[joshuahartnett]

We can be friends, but, to be honest, I'd much rather fuck you.

Hook me up with a way to get backstage, and I'll be there for sure. :-)

[_coulson]

I can't wait until you come back to LA

so i can fuck you senselessly

[ledger]

me too.

[joshuahartnett]

You're looking forward to my return to LA or to fucking my senseless? ;-)

[joshuahartnett]

I'll be back before you know it!

!!!

[ewan_mcgregor]

How wonderful life is now you're in... England. Har. I hear you're booked at night. I do hope you remember our appointment, lad.

[joshuahartnett]

Ewan, buddy, how could I forget about our appointment? I'm looking forward to it immensely. I'll make my visit worth your while, as well.

[ewan_mcgregor]

I've no doubt that it will be well worth my while, mate. ;-)

[joshuahartnett]

The same goes to you. Your package always pleases.