I keep stealing. My bad.

[joshua_glass]

You are the _________ to my _________.

Go wild.

Also, my drive in to work was kind of... wtf today.  I go to pull out of my driveway and a truck parks in front of the end of it.  I was all, "Um... need to go to work, move plskthx."

Then I'm driving and all of a sudden the cement mixer in front of me started pouring cement out the back so I had to

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[ryogrande]

omg i am always terrified that those cement mixers are going to start shitting on me. NOW I FEEL A LITTLE JUSTIFIED IN MY PARANOIA. D:

[joshua_glass]

I was genuinely flailing! I was yelling, "OMG GUY YOUR MIXER IS OOOOON!!!" Not that he could hear me but it wasn't a logical reaction. XD

[sarcasmking]

You are the corner to my soliciting store.

[joshua_glass]

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You are the Martha to my Ianto.