life sucks ass

[jordynriley]

Got off work at 11:30 last night
Got home around 12am.
Went to sleep right away
Got a drunken phone call from Ashleigh at 2am
alarm went off at 5:15am
finally got out of bed at 5:45 am ..... no shower
woke up to the cat puking all over the apartment
got to clean that up.... sick
walked out to my car at 6:20am..... stepped on a slug (a really big one)
now i

Comments

[sunshinesarah]

i got to clean up a 400 lb man who shit all over himself while on the toilet AND he overflowed it.

It was probably my mom's husband.

[jordynriley]

SARAH!!! you are definitely going to hell for that comment

[sunshinesarah]

Telling the truth is no sin!