AOL

[jordanoldcrap]

Apparently AOL released user searches on the web. They're now off but people took screenshots.
Either way here are some of my favorite searches courtesy of Something Awful:

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[youeatrocks]

haha animal sex

[theholymac]

Of course they have X-ray vision!

[denbez]

My favorite is the drawn-out narrative about the cheating wife, just because of the way it tells a story through searches.

[denbez]

Oh man, I just realized how much I want x-ray vision.