Terrorists Get Revenge for American Attack on Bin Laden By Bitch-Slapping Pakistan
As we all know, US Navy SEALs recently killed Osama bin Laden and captured his stash of secret information. Using some of that information, US Predators sent more Terrorists to their "eternal reward."
But the Terrorists could not let such an insult pass lightly. So, demonstrating their manliness and resolve, they ...
... killed some Pakistanis.
"80 Killed in Pakistan Suicide Bombing," by Phil Ittner in Islamabad, Voice of America http://www.voanews.com/english/news/asia/south/Taliban-Revenge-Bombing-Kills-Scores-in-Pakistan-121765159.html
Pakistani officials say two bomb blasts at a training center for local security forces in the country’s northwest have killed at least 80 people and wounded over 120 others. The Pakistani Taliban claim the attack is to avenge the killing of Osama bin Laden.
Yeah. That'll really make us sit up and take notice.
Hey, Mullah Omar. Let me clue you in on something. In terms of deterring American actions, we don't give a damn how many Pakistanis you kill. Especially given that Pakistan let your asshole-buddy Osama Bin Laden and his Number One Son live in one of their ritziest neighborhood for the last half-decade. Heck, from where I'm standing, it looks to me like Pakistan getting its just desserts for imagining that they could be safe from Terrorists by being nice to them.
And, Pakistan ... listening? You're pussies. Stop ranting to yourself about your noble warrior past and look at what you've become today. You originally backed Al Qaeda and the Taliban to use as weapons against Russia and India, but they're not killing all that many Russians or Indians today. They're killing Pakistanis. They've killed thousands so far. And all you can do is whimper "Please! Don't hurt me anymore! I'll be your good little girl! Really I will!"
You think you can stop America from going whereever she wants in your country to kill Talibani and Al-Qaeda Terrorists, when you can't even stop those very same Terrorists from going whereever they want and killing Pakistanis, any time the Terrorists go "Gee, we're bored. Let's kill someone. Someone easy. Someone whose State is a joke." And when they do it, you just cry some more.
Dear "friends and allies," we're the country that built a carpet out of dead Germans and Japanese to get to their leaders. You bray that you have atomic bombs? We've used them. Your cops are experts at raping college students because they rented rooms the cops wanted to rent. Our cops are experts at actually catching Terrorists.
You're such idiots that you can't give up on your dream of conquering India, even when the Indians are ten times stronger than you, so you try to do it by giving guns to lunatics, and then when the lunatics turn the guns on you, you don't know what to do.
Here's a tip. Kill the lunatics, take their guns, and forget about conquering India. They're bigger and better than you. Grow as a nation until you're worthy of being taken seriously by other nations.
Because absolutely-freaking-nobody is taking you seriously when you let the likes of Mullah Omar push you around.
But the Terrorists could not let such an insult pass lightly. So, demonstrating their manliness and resolve, they ...
... killed some Pakistanis.
"80 Killed in Pakistan Suicide Bombing," by Phil Ittner in Islamabad, Voice of America http://www.voanews.com/english/news/asia/south/Taliban-Revenge-Bombing-Kills-Scores-in-Pakistan-121765159.html
Pakistani officials say two bomb blasts at a training center for local security forces in the country’s northwest have killed at least 80 people and wounded over 120 others. The Pakistani Taliban claim the attack is to avenge the killing of Osama bin Laden.
Yeah. That'll really make us sit up and take notice.
Hey, Mullah Omar. Let me clue you in on something. In terms of deterring American actions, we don't give a damn how many Pakistanis you kill. Especially given that Pakistan let your asshole-buddy Osama Bin Laden and his Number One Son live in one of their ritziest neighborhood for the last half-decade. Heck, from where I'm standing, it looks to me like Pakistan getting its just desserts for imagining that they could be safe from Terrorists by being nice to them.
And, Pakistan ... listening? You're pussies. Stop ranting to yourself about your noble warrior past and look at what you've become today. You originally backed Al Qaeda and the Taliban to use as weapons against Russia and India, but they're not killing all that many Russians or Indians today. They're killing Pakistanis. They've killed thousands so far. And all you can do is whimper "Please! Don't hurt me anymore! I'll be your good little girl! Really I will!"
You think you can stop America from going whereever she wants in your country to kill Talibani and Al-Qaeda Terrorists, when you can't even stop those very same Terrorists from going whereever they want and killing Pakistanis, any time the Terrorists go "Gee, we're bored. Let's kill someone. Someone easy. Someone whose State is a joke." And when they do it, you just cry some more.
Dear "friends and allies," we're the country that built a carpet out of dead Germans and Japanese to get to their leaders. You bray that you have atomic bombs? We've used them. Your cops are experts at raping college students because they rented rooms the cops wanted to rent. Our cops are experts at actually catching Terrorists.
You're such idiots that you can't give up on your dream of conquering India, even when the Indians are ten times stronger than you, so you try to do it by giving guns to lunatics, and then when the lunatics turn the guns on you, you don't know what to do.
Here's a tip. Kill the lunatics, take their guns, and forget about conquering India. They're bigger and better than you. Grow as a nation until you're worthy of being taken seriously by other nations.
Because absolutely-freaking-nobody is taking you seriously when you let the likes of Mullah Omar push you around.