Right so the best weekend in a while turned into the worst one. Thank god for their simple innocence that saved me from doing something stupid. Now all I hear is Good Good Good Vibrations!! Brian Wilson is the man ( Read more... )

OKKK SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE FOR THIS ONE...

Hoopgirloo: tell maggie you were in a car accident in your new car and you broke both your legs and an arm

10 minutes later

Sportquean: I never want to see your face again

FUCK ME MAN

AM I A FUCKING MAGNET FOR THIS BULLSHIT?

Riiight so Jeff and I went up to my summerhouse on Saturday... That was tons of fun, first of all Friday we went to this cool place in Somerville, with 2 of Jeff's friends, John and Josh. We tried to get in but you had to be 18 (only Josh and I were 18) but we did some fast talking and got in. DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT!!! oops sorry.....anyways ( Read more... )

Today was interesting. I know most of you probably wont believe this but I am gonna tell you anyways. I was more or less offered the position of "Fuck buddy" by a hott girl (who shall remain nameless....just ask and I will tell you who). Of course being the fucking idiot I am told her "no" for moral reasons. I think communication has been severed ( Read more... )

Riiight so I bought a car yesterday. At the car dealership I had a sign that read "Please fuck Jon in the ass with payments". I looked at Volkswagen Jettas but they are rediculously overpriced, and you couldnt have a bigger waste of money on German shit unless you paid Hans to bend you over. I ended up with a black 1998 Neon Sport because it only ( Read more... )