Tom (Miller), is on parole after being busted during a previous caper

[jonnyleemiller]

I keep forgetting to update about this and trust me, you'd think I wouldn't, considering it's a steady job. The words Gainful and Employment aren't usually in my vocabulary. However, I was too busy getting my head kicked around in a trash can in the name of Mexican Independence to sit down and hack something out. You know how I feel about trash

Comments

[m_rodriguez]

It's taking everything I have not to reply to Ewan's comment. Anyway, we have so many co-stars in common. I hope they don't make you make out with Ray Liotta like I had to but the world is an ugly place so anything is possible. Ps. I love me a shanty.

[jonnyleemiller]

Which film were you in with Ray?? I really hope I don't have to make out with him. His face is like plastic now. There's nothing like a good shanty to bring ones spirits up. Especially one with dirt floors and fly paper.

[murphycill]

What the fuck is that?

[jonnyleemiller]

HE HAD NO EYES. AND HE WAS DRIVING. Unless you were talking about the Viagra comment. I don't know anything anymore, Killys. But if you're ever in LA, look me up and we'll go for a sexy/jog slash piss-up.

[ehawke]

I'd recommend the herbal viagra for our next honeymoon and please, take your socks off in bed next time.

[jonnyleemiller]

I love how it's advertising viagra and casinos. The two should go hand in hand, really. You know how I feel about bare feet in the sack. It's not going to happen. LIVE WITH IT.

[ehawke]

Listen, there's no excuse for poor manners in the bedroom, kitchen, driveway by the mailbox, carport or pantry closet. The least you can do is lose the socks. It's not like I hound you to pick up your underwear or take me somewhere nice for a change.

[hdancy]

Haha, I have to say that I think your UST with Simon Baker is the most interesting thing in the episodes that have aired thus far. Although it's also interesting that apparently the Candyman girl is a recovering addict? I don't know, I just got bored when you're not on screen so plz try to rectify that. Given that I'm on the other side of the country we should meet halfway, although that would put us in like... Kansas, so maybe not.

[jonnyleemiller]

Look Dancy, if it could be the Tom show, I'd make it so. I'll try to put a good word in?? If this doesnt' work out, my next goal is to be on Dancing With The Stars. What is that ugly arse icon and haha, Kansas has a hellmouth, let's go.