Ahh, its soo nice to back in Tally, home of the beautiful dirtyness. Twas a wonderful break for Xmas with plenty of degeneracy among good friends, and lots of Xmas Cash. I'm very proud to say only 2 nights were spent playing "king of the Hill" on my driveway, a much lower number than expected. RD had a supreme Xmas party with a quality crowd.. ( Read more... )

I can feel it.. strong winds are starting to pull from the north, northwest.... Hurricane warning in effect, suspected arrival at 11-11:30, December 31st. .. Please take any and all precautions to secure the premisis. Duct tape all wondows, board up all doors, and secure any loose object.. but let your daughters roam free....... Stay tuned for ( Read more... )

It much busier down here in orlando than I thought it would be. might have somethin to do with the 40+ hours a week im gettin at the pub. Not bad though.. I hope everybody had a good santa/dreidel day. I sure did. Every year my mom asks me what i want and i tell her I dont want anything, but if you MUST get me something, gimme cash... well, after ( Read more... )

SO KK IM's me a few days ago at around midnight, we start talkin, catchin up, and she announces that our grades have just been posted. Hot shit. I pretty much already knew what I had for the semister but theres always the chance of a surprise (a good one you hope). "A, B+, B-, and F!.... holy shit theres no way, i was expecting a B in History of ( Read more... )

So I've been back in the 'wood for a few days now, relaxin but still keepin somewhat busy... For the first time ever I don't absolutely hate my job back here at Publix. I guess maybe its just the fact that I haven't worked here in 4 months (nice), or that soon, all my boys from UF will be here, or maybe just that I'll only be doin this shit for 2 ( Read more... )

Went down to UCF last night with some friends... met some more up there, very nice. Anthony and I got in on beer pong and made our first 2 shots.. all is well right? No.. Shortly thereafter, Anthony broke wind, thus breaking our concentration. I'll refer to this as the "cloud of thunder". I guess Italians just have really bad gas. Fuckin Canoli ( Read more... )

nothin to report cuz im in the 'Wood, and nobody is home yet. however, I am embarrassed that this morning i yakked all over the place. felt like shit.. somethin is festering in the water down here... hmmmmmm

Rosa Parks is sueing (sp?) Outkast. She faught hard so that Blacks could get equal rights, and now she's in court against a group that clearly celebrates her existance.. WTF

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It's kinda crept up on me slowly, but I think Im actually ready to go to Orlando for the break. Im missin some good friends back there and I cant wait to see em. Im ready to lay back on the seventh green behind my house and drink cold cheap ones with the boys. see if we cant set a new attendance record. This time the Weeb will be attending. Im ( Read more... )

Just got my new Playboy.. heres a joke i thought was kinda good..

When Bill CLinton was president, an aide placed a piece of paper on his desk. "whats this" Clinton asked.
"Its an abortion bill, Mr. President."
Clinton replied "O alright, just go ahead and pay it"