Some of my favorite phrases from the weekend. I won't use quotes cause I can't remember exactly...

Your hat looks like a big Oreo.

Your ass must be super soft.
My ass rules!

What's this?
A candle.
Thank you Mrs. Obvious.

You dropped your hair pin.
Thanks Mr. Obvious.

So I go to Wal Mart last night. I found myself giggling like a retard (in the DVD section) when I saw Say Anything. Why? Well, my life plays out like movie scenes usually. "A chicken nugget. I gave her my heart...she gave me a chicken nugget." I bought it cause it made me happy. Happiness is rare.

I've had a rule that I've followed for a very very very long time. I broke it last night and it wasn't so bad. Onto today...it sucked. Work killed me after another sleepless night. We'll see what tomorrow brings.

For some reason cleaning/organizing makes me feel better when I'm in a bit of a funk. Which leads me to my next story ( Read more... )

Thinking to myself: When did I get these South Park boxers?
Answers myself: 1997
Thunking to myself: How many times have I warn these?
Answers himself: Roughly once a week for roughly 7.5 years. That makes for about 400 times.
Thinks to himself: Maybe I should throw these away?
Answers himself: Nah

I think its obvious when I want to speak my mind. I feel that I am more than open. Hell, I plaster my life in this stupid thing for every loser on Earth to analyze should they deem it appropriate. So, leave me alone when I'm quiet. I'm like that for a reason. I'll be ok and then I'll say what's been up. Back to the drawing board.

"Titties" at work is dateing the plant manager. Titties is an attractive, 20 something, air headed, marketing girl. The plant manager is a 50 something, balding, divorced, extemely rich guy. I'm sure when Titties looks into his eyes she sees his boyish good looks and charm. I'm also sure that when the plant manager looks at her from a distance ( Read more... )

Oh, nostalgia! I gotta see if I can regroup Da Pole for a reunion ( Read more... )

"Don't know what ya got till its gone." A classic line from the monster ballad era. I interpreted that line much different than most. Personally I saw it as getting back freedom. Like being able to wear whatever I want without some ho all up in my biz. Being able sit on the floor surrounded by pepsi cans and nachos while playing Techmo Bowl on ( Read more... )

Here's my trail mix journal entry ( Read more... )