tiwnkle twinkle little star ( Read more... )

Sleeping away as i dream
The thing on my mind is a glass of Jim Beam
A full glass on the rocks would be nice
Just chug it down then chew on the ice
But dont drink to little or you may feel jipped
Becuase the goal of this night is to get fucking ripped

today i turned eighteen
sometimes i try not to be mean
ginza kicks everyone ass
event the mighty sea bass
so if you get a chance
do a jiggy dance
all the way yo ginza
or drive your new ferenza
for ginza is the place to eat
and after words you can go home and beat your meat

if i could read minds you know what i would do
i would see if someone knew how to play the kazoo
then i would have them teach me how
so i could use it to piss off a cow

i am a mad pimp playa ( Read more... )

i do not like the fact that im fat ( Read more... )

god damn it you all are my wtinesses ( Read more... )

as i sit here and i ponder ( Read more... )

cough!

as i sail my little boat
i hope it will remain afloat
for if i doesnt i shall swim ashore
but what if i get eaten by a whore
but i shall not get gobbled up
i shall simply say wud up
it will go off with out a hitch
and then i'll simply pimp slap that bitch