the 47 percent solution

[jones_casey]

to all the burghers out there with voters to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps:

one: let mitt open his mouth.
two: he'll put his * in his mouth.
three: make a tape of his mouth.

and that's the way you do it.

***

(face it, republicans, you know he just blew it.)

it feels like christmas. and a merry one at that.

Comments

[proximoception]

It makes sense to me that this would cause him to lose. But then it also makes sense to me that everything else about who he is and what he stands for should have caused him to be rejected at about a thousand earlier points. So go figure?

[jones_casey]

it just seems to me that it's such a great capsule summary, in his own voice, easily memetically spread, that it will both mobilize those people who weren't motivated enough previously to vote in their own defense, and crystallize for the undecided (do they exist?) just why they can't vote for him.

[proximoception]

Here's hopin'. 47 ACTIVATE!