at first my reaction to that was "thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard"... but then i thought about it... i want to say because food isn't nearly as addictive... but i don't know... then the whole lighter thing is ridiculous... i don't know. i don't know.
Because McDonald's owns the world, whereas Philip Morris isn't quite there yet. Therefore, McDonalds would rather us die from their product, and since they have more power they get their way. They all wants us dead, by any means, so both sides essentially win in the end. It's all part of the conspiracy.
I don't know I'm thinking....CONGLOMERATE! sometime in the near future?
Anyway, Phillip Morris has stock/part ownership of many companies having to do with food, including KRAFT. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Or don't, because smoking macaroni?? That might prove awkward.
The real question is if you can't buy a lighter in suburban new york without being carded but even small children can buy fireworks and small explosives in south carolina, and you travel at 90 miles an hour on I-95, and two trains pass each other travelling at 110 and 135 miles an hour, respectively, on leaving D.C. and one leaving California, ...how soon do i get to play with fireworks?
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sometime in the near future?
Anyway, Phillip Morris has stock/part ownership of many companies having to do with food, including KRAFT. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Or don't, because smoking macaroni?? That might prove awkward.
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The real question is if you can't buy a lighter in suburban new york without being carded but even small children can buy fireworks and small explosives in south carolina, and you travel at 90 miles an hour on I-95, and two trains pass each other travelling at 110 and 135 miles an hour, respectively, on leaving D.C. and one leaving California, ...how soon do i get to play with fireworks?
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