Phone call - chat log
Jon: *picks up the phone to dial Dean's number as he thinks about how to start this conversation*
Dean: *hears the phone ringing. He's watching telly lazily, flipping channels at random. If he hadn't look at the caller ID, he wouldn't answer* Hi, you.
Jon: *runs hand through his hair* *coughs* Dean, hey. Uhm... How are you? *sounding definitely nervous*
Dean: *Jon's tone makes him suspicious* I'm fine. Relaxing. Not taking anything big on...how about you?
Jon: Good. You know, working. I, uh... I want to ask you about something, but it's a bit of a touchy subject. It's... it's about Colin. *holds breath*
Dean:...Colin. I see.
Jon: *winces at the tone in dean's voice* He's going to marry Jared. And... I'll organise his bachelor party. And... damnit. We might... Colin wondered if we could sleep a last time together before he... can't do that with others anymore. I don't know, he might still back out of it because of Jared. *ducks, even though he knows Dean can'ts ee it*
Dean: ...whatever. You want to fuck him or be fucked, just do it. *the tone seems indifferent, but it's obvious it isn't so*
Jon: ... Dean... I won't if you tell me no. Or if you... Dean, don't go all 'whatever' on me.
Dean: Hey. It's your fucking friend, not mine. Can't you see it? That just the fact that you want to ask me means he's much more than just- *voice rises in anger until he stops it*....personally, I don't believe he's just a friend. That's all. I ain't saying you're lying on me or something like that. You want to fuck, hell, have at it. We agreed on this a long time ago. But don't pretend it's just like anyother fuck, because it's not. I don't suppose your Colin has better to do on his bachelor party, right?
Jon: *looks at the phone for a moment before replying* Dean. Listen to me, alright? Please. I asked you... because don't you think I haven't noticed that you're jealous of Colin? He's just a friend - a good friend, but nothing more. He's completely in love with Jared. That's not why I asked. I just... I don't want to hurt you, Dean.
Dean: If he's completely in love with Jared, why doesn't he want to have some tea and pastry on his bachelor party and go see a stripper as they all do, uh?
Jon: Fuck, I shouldn't have done this over the phone. Dean, Colin... he's... he's never been very monogamous. All he wants - if he's not backing out of it - is a last good-bye fuck. We... we don't feel anything for each other but friendship. He loves Jared. I love you and Yevgeny. We doN't love each other
Dean: . Okay. If you say so. Go have your goodbye fuck. Enjoy. Let's see how the not very monogamous guy deals with being married.
Jon: No. Dean. No. I won't. I can hear that you're not okay with this. *sighs, wonders why Dean doesn't believe him* I won't, okay?
Dean: No, I mean it. Go ahead. I wouldn't want to deprive you and your friend of this unique experience..after all, how long will it be before you two meet again, uh? Couple of days, couple of weeks? Oh fuck, maybe even a month. Go fuck your Colin and have fun. *is tempted to slam the phone down*
Jon: Dean... love. I... *wonders if he should mention Colin's a cat at the moment* No. I won't hurt you with this. I won't lose you over Colin of all people. Why... why are you jealous of him?
Dean: ..it's not as if you'll lose me over that fucking Irish scum. *sighs* I'm just...I can be angry, right? I meant that, go and have fun with him. But after he's married, Jon, no more, that's all. Okay?
Jon: Of course you can be angry. And... I promise. No more sex with him after he's married. I swear. You... you cna cut off my balls if I break the promise. I'll even eat them *wry smile*
Dean: I like your balls where they are, thankyouverymuch. * somewhat mollified* I'm sorry. I've been all over the place. I know you're honest and would never cheat on me, it's just...Yevgeny is your master, I understand that. I like him, even. I love you. Just accept that you've got a fucking stupid jealous boyfriend.
Jon: It's alright. I mean... I understand jelaousy. I... I've gotten jealous of you and Alex myself often enough. So jealous? Yes, you are. Stupid? No. *grins* Don't call yourself stupid or I'll hurt you.
Dean: ...jealous of Alex? Jon, I'll never love the guy. I..*falters* Okay, won't call myself stupid. *added softly* I do love you, Jon. I want you to be safe and have fun. I mean that. Really.
Jon: ...I know you'll never love him, but... I don't know. Guess that's where I'm stupid, huh? *snickers a little* I love you too, Dean. And I'll be safe. For you. And we'll... we'll learn all this together, right?
Dean: ...yes. I couldn't have met anyone better, Jon. I never said it, I think. But to go through all of this, to learn...the things I like, without you...I don't think I would be alive today. Not without you, Jon. *dead serious*
Jon: *swallows at Dean admitting that* I... I'm glad you met me then. And please try to stay alive. Call me anytime you need help, or stop by...
Dean: You know I will. I'm arranging things here so that I can come and stay for a little while. After, long after you've had your bachelor party, princess.
Jon: Princess? *laughs*
Dean: Just popped out of my mouth...*chuckles*
Jon: You're terrible. *laughs* But yes, please stay for a little while. Or even a short while before. We... *smirks* I have something very special planned for your next visit. Just make sure you don't have to be somewhere the night and following day.
Dean: Okay *mid-way between amused and suspicious*. I'll keep that in mind. oh, and Jon? Try to avoid being caught by paparazzy doing something weird with Colin AGAIN. Please?
Jon: Okay. Promise. Take care, alright? I love you. *waits for Dean to say his good-byes as well before hanging up*