My Deranged Vision

[jokermage]

I am making fantasy world!

Reply to this thread and I will tell you who or what your character is in the messed up world I made!

- Jakamaga the Tormented, Insane Oracle and Mead Brewer of Fort Stormrock

Comments

[neko_san]

meow

[jokermage]

You are Ria Matha Reysaad, Mistress of Dark Moon Sisterhood. Even the eyes of the Insane Oracle cannot penetrate the shroud that obscures the activities of your order. During the day you are the proprietor of the Happy Cat Inn, which is just outside the town of Halton's Forge, along the Wellspring High Road.

[cholma]

THIS . . . IS . . . CakeTown STORMROCK!

[jokermage]

You Sir Chyros Kyrael, Knight Commander of Fort Stormrock and expert horse breeder. The Kyrael Stables has been providing the Kingdom of Salarid with the finest war horses for six generations. One of the reasons you are a head honcho is because you have badest mofo of a war horse in the entire Salarid Chivalric Order. For some reason you named him "Peony". Probably to piss him off.

[ripps818]

Just as long as I have terrible earth-shattering powers.

[jokermage]

You are Meetho the Unclean, notorious highwayman and mud wizard. While you can't shatter the earth, you can make landslides, quicksand and other fun traps for travelers and caravans you wish to ambush. Unfortunately, your selective alcoholism compels you to spend your ill-gained wealth on acquiring the only booze you will drink: mudslides. The latest bounty for your capture or death was listed at "a whole damn lot".

[nick_101]

I'll just be a ninja.

[jokermage]

You are Slick Fretto, street rat and illusionist. Life on the streets of the city of Gavelsford isn't so bad when you can trick people into thinking that you already paid them or when you can disappear at will. Because of these abilities, you quickly became the leader of the local urchins and a legend among the city guard. Now if only you could get over your crippling fear of raw vegetables...

[salkryn]

Very well, sir. I'll play your game. But be warned, once we have started, ther is no turning ba...oops, wrong conversation.

[jokermage]

You are Armigrand Halton, seventh generation mayor of Halton's Forge and master carpenter. While your ancestors have traditionally been blacksmiths, you decided to buck tradition and pick up carpentry. While the majority of your family disapproves of this occupation, they do recognize your capabilities as a leader. Too bad you're going to be hearing offensive jokes about how you "like to work with wood" for the rest of your life.