Prelude to disaster

[jokermage]

Before I get all arrogant and long winded in a future post (which I have to work myself up to writing), I'm going to ask you to please respond to my request in

Please define each of these terms in your own words. Please take this seriously.

• Christian
• Black (as in a black person)
• Black (as in the color)
  
• Scottish
• Male

Comments

[montyy0]

* Christian

[wyldraven]

• Christian - a follower of the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth (Christ) (as opposed to a christian, who tries to force those teachings on others. Who me, bitter?)
• Black (as in a black person) - a skin coloring, actually ranging from dark brown (sienna?) to black, as well as a self selectable identity anyone may choose
• Black (as in the color) - Background #00000. The total absorption of all light.
• Scottish - A person born in Scotland, or whose ancestors primarily originate from that country
• Male - A person who is chromosomal XY

[shara]

Christian: Person who believes that some dude named Jesus Christ died for their sins for various reasons described in the New Testament of the Bible

I make no promises in being serious

[danihana]

Christian

[_gerald]

Christian: Of or relating to a number of world religions relating to the life, teachings, or person of Jesus

Black (as in a black person): A person of African descent

Black (as in the color): The absence of color

Scottish: Of or relating to the area of Scotland

Male: The member of a species whose role in production includes passing on of genetic material but not the major role of formation of the offspring.

Democrat: 1. A person who supports or is a part of a democracy 2. A person related to an incarnation of the Democratic Party (Note:I'm trying to do these without looking up any outside information, and I cannot remember whether it's the Democratic Party or the Republican Party that has had a continuous existence going back to the beginning of US political parties.)

Gay: 1. Happy 2. Homosexual 3. Derogatory term for lame

Creationist: Of or relating to a belief that an outside conscious source had some degree of influence in the formation of the cosmos.

Species: A taxonomy term for a classification of lifeforms which can

[animal_co]

Black (as in a black person): A person of African descent

So Charlize Theron is black?

[_gerald]

Okay, see, I had another post written up that I accidentally erased that would have been more precise.

But after I accidentally trashed it I was fuming and in a hurry.

Also, I have some typos in my first post I was in the middle of correcting when you replied.

DAMN YOU ANIMAL.