How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?

[johnysocko]

At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire

Comments

[seymoreglass]

Oakland University doesn't have a football team because the founder of the university did not want the university to become a "brutish institution." A lack of funding has nothing to do with it.

[mo_smile]

Sensitive?

[miss_cori]

HAHAHAHA!

[Though it could be said that Umich could ALSO have mommy and daddy hire someone to do it for them....oy! And at MSU? Well, they're quite often too drunk from the night before as well...]