(Untitled)

[johnnyripped]

I'm stealing this from mshades 

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what

Comments

[addiejd]

Remember the time when we had to wait for the subway for an hour in the freezing cold in the middle of the night, after you dragged me to do something ridiculous with people I had never met, only for you to realize that that train wasn't running. Oh, wait, that happened for real... twice.

Man, I suck at these things...

[johnnyripped]

I blame the dotted 5.

[johnnyripped]

That's where the cholesterol is.

[mshades]

My strongest memory was that time we won the State championship in football - I threw you that long pass, and honestly, I never thought you'd catch it. But you did, and with a half-second to go - TOUCHDOWN! Ah, football. Those were the days....

[johnnyripped]

When you got your throwing arm examined later, and it showed that guinea worm infestation, we all wondered if we should be giving you or *them* the MVP award for the game. If you remember, we gave it to you, but made a tiny worm sized one for your little buddies...

[mshades]

I think I still have that somewhere. I kept it in a little matchbox for them. Adorable little guys. Did you hear they were working with Michael Phelps this year? As soon as I saw him, I said, "There's my boys!"

[johnnyripped]

The Olympic anti-worming committee needs to get on the stick. We don't want a repeat of the year when the silver in pole vaulting was won by a one-armed Croatian septugenarian with liver flukes.