this is fucking hilarious

[johnnyridicule]

i have a date with an english stripper... i will have no idea what she is saying...but i will have plenty of song writing material after whatever events occur tomorrow. i'm still laughing at this thought... and i will continue to do so until i don't know when.

Comments

[varkaphone]

bananas

[norajoe]

is it the girl from that bikini bar???

[johnnyridicule]

yes

[norajoe]

oh man, i thought she was my girlfriend

[anonymous]

Is it Alana?

[johnnyridicule]

no

[kissthebottle27]

Make sure to bring alot of dollar bills. Wear a tie too.