Comments | johnnypurple: In which I talk about Top Gear. TGSers, your thoughts, please.

johnnypurple

In which I talk about Top Gear. TGSers, your thoughts, please.

Mar 03, 2009 17:43

I just discovered a pack of stamps in my wallet that I have no recollection buying. And they must be fairly old because they are 50c ones, and standard mail within Australia is 55c now. So I thought I'd move them to my little address book thingie (because I never think to look for stamps in my wallet) and what should I find in my address book ( Read more... )

to laugh outside extremely, unicorns (fuck yeah), top gear (it's about slash not cars), for the lulz, rl, insane crossovers, writing, you guys want to read this stuff right?, random, twilol

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nixwilliams March 3 2009, 09:03:10 UTC

what do you mean work was boring? YOU SERVED ME! MEEEE! ME! THAT'S ME! was your shop quiet? i can't remember if i asked you.

in other news.

johnnypurple March 3 2009, 10:24:20 UTC

oh yeah, i forgot. that was pretty exciting. the way your cheese was all oozy out and i nearly got to the glad-wrap too late to save it. LOL.

did you read that fic i linked to? did you? did you? i think you should. i think you won't thank me, you'll thank yourself. oh yes.

OMGCUTECUTECUTE. the answer is: no. aaaaaahahahahah! :D

nixwilliams March 3 2009, 10:52:31 UTC

i am pretty much super depressed after reading that fic. i mean, i will never be able to top that will i? in fic OR IN "REAL LIFE".

i just bashed my head on the chest of drawers and i think i might get a black eye. however, since i don't bruise that easily, maybe not. i hope i do, though. that would be butch.

i am looking at maps on the intertron. i hate maps.

johnnypurple March 3 2009, 11:03:29 UTC

You BASHED your HEAD against a CHEST OF DRAWERS because you read THE BEST FIC EVAH WRITTEN!!!!!1!OMG!! That is some crazy shit right there. Don't you have HOPE??!?!?! Don't you have HOPE THAT I WILL JOIN THE TWILOL FANDOM AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS PERHAPS HALF AS BEAUTIFUL AS THAT FIC???????!? Maybe after I attempt and fail, say, 100 times, then perhaps bash your head against a chest of drawers, by all means. But, GOSH, you have to HOPE! *holds you close* It's ok. You can let it all out.

I kinda want to watch Twilol even more now. OMG YES.

mr_eccles March 3 2009, 09:09:59 UTC

the question is, did Dusty really die? or for how long? Some say she was hidden away in a secret lab, being generally tinkered with, until several years later, she emerged... voiceless, unless you count the mind-thingy, her new head looking strangely like a helmet... and with a new burning desire to race cars and sleep with long haired men.

btw, sorry about piking tonight. My mum drove home as I was leaving, after being sent home from work because of the weather. She was rather of the opinion that if the police etc tell you not to go into the city, then you don't. hah! but then, yeah, stormy stormy, still nothing much happening here. windy, yes. but not so much more than a typical windy night.

johnnypurple March 3 2009, 11:10:49 UTC

No, I don't think she died. I think the whole singing career, ambiguity re: sexual identity and "death"/disappearance was part of her plan. Perhaps the Dustyhumansuit was a trial run before she settled on the more anonymous racing suit and helmet. Perhaps she was hurt by wearing the Dustyhumansuit because people judged her by her outsides rather than what was inside. Or something...? Er. :/

It's ok about piking. i don't mind. And yes, re: the police. I agree. :) It has been rather hella windy here, and I think it's probably good I didn't go out in it, because I think all the smoke is making my sore/dry throat worse. *coffpatheticcoffsplatter* Another time. :)

nimnod March 3 2009, 09:19:20 UTC

That was the funniest bad!fic evah mkaay!!!

johnnypurple March 3 2009, 11:04:37 UTC

I know, right? I just had to share it. It's something we can all asspire to. heheheh. *is 12*

wombat_hug March 3 2009, 12:03:15 UTC

What I just was reading? "children laughing" in sex scene WTF...I haven't seen Twilight and after that I'm not sure if I ever want to :D

Old school Top gear, you gotta love it. <3 I have all the episodes in my laptop....Next month should start the new season....It feels so long time :(

johnnypurple March 4 2009, 10:20:12 UTC

I don't get it. This fic made me WANT to see Twilol. It was just - so beautiful. OMG. Could you not see it???!?!?! ;P

I didn't realise Black Stig was still around then - I'm guess the ep was from Season 3 or something. James was still doing that terrible dated car-dealership thing. It was funny though. Ooooh, new season! Lovely!

lydia_petze March 3 2009, 12:24:53 UTC

Hey, you! ;-) Being Human has finished, I have six shiny episodes of werewolf/ghost/vampire OT3ness for you. If you shoot me your address I'll put them in the mail ;-)

johnnypurple March 4 2009, 10:18:10 UTC

Did you get mah message? ;-) OT3??!?!? Oooh, i'm gonna have high expectations now. For sexy fun times. My housemate wants to know why there is no zombie included?

lydia_petze March 4 2009, 11:50:46 UTC

Maybe because they already had a ghost, so that was the ded quotient fulfilled? ;-)

johnnypurple March 5 2009, 04:31:34 UTC

And I guess they have undead with the vampire already too. My housemate is simply obsessed with zombies. But he's read all the zombie survival guides so I feel quite safe should the zombie apocalypse come. We've got our plan. ;)

PS. Should you want to actually address the parcel to anyone, my full name is Esther Johnson, just so you know! Or you could put Toby Took or Johnnypurple and we'll see what happens!