red braces themed insanity: part 2.

Sep 14, 2008 17:25

With yesterday's fic still rattling round my head and a Sunday to waste, I decided to use my time on this earth and my talents wisely. Hahahahahahhahahahahaha. You guys like LOLmanips TRUE-TO-LIFE PICTURES, right?!

In case your imagination is not up to the task, let me show you how hot Gary and Tim are as firies. Take note of the red braces. (I ( Read more... )

picspam, ffs where is my firefighters tag?, tim roth, manips (art or proof?), x-men, gary oldman, art, braces (red ones are best), for the lulz, men (though i also like women), hotness, firefighters light fires of love, crack

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cenea September 14 2008, 08:46:06 UTC
Hahahaha! Gary is so satisfied and resigned to the fireman's life in that first one! But, then, according to my 'other half' they really spend most of it watching pRon *is shocked* Naughty Gary - *spanks him*!

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johnnypurple September 15 2008, 11:46:52 UTC
Gary is so satisfied and resigned to the fireman's life in that first one! He is, isn't he?! *g* Oh Gary. You're awesome.

How does your 'other half' know about that?! Does he have a sekrit past as a firey?! Or perhaps he once dated a firey?!!?! :O So really, my comment (one below) about the fireys in the fire station "orgy room" getting it on with each other as they wait for fires is not half-wrong? Hehehehheheh.

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ffarff September 14 2008, 10:35:12 UTC
Wolverine is the most angriest firey ive seen in my lifetime.

did you used to watch that australian series about firefirers?

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johnnypurple September 15 2008, 11:44:00 UTC
he is pretty angry, isn't he? i guess, you know, he doesn't like fires. or he likes fires but there are not enough fires to go around. or he's angry about something else entirely. perhaps he had a bad cup of coffee.

did you used to watch that australian series about firefirers? OMG NO! was it fiction??? did it explore how they are all madly in love with each other and spend the whole day in the fire station "orgy room", getting it on with each other while they wait for fires to break out??!?!? :O I can't believe i missed it. Unless it was on channel 9. or 7. or 10. in which case, i can believe it.

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ffarff September 15 2008, 12:36:30 UTC
It would have been on about ten years ago, i have to admit that.

ill look up the title. all i remember is there was a firefighter who talked like tarzan and got laid alot or something.

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nixwilliams September 14 2008, 10:46:04 UTC
that's the best thing i've EVER SEEN. and i have seen some THINGS in my time. whoa baby.

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johnnypurple September 15 2008, 11:40:59 UTC
\o/

and i know the kind of things you've been blessed with seeing. remember that time with the LEAF? and there was that SPOON. oh yeah. it's a tough competition, i know. ;-)

did you read the connected fic??? i think you should. i'm sure it'll be up there rating amongst the best things you've ever read. which would be saying something, because i know you've read those little info/propaganda slips they put on trams. :D

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fyrethief September 14 2008, 17:02:05 UTC
Oh my god, are you trying to kill me?! *fans self* That is damn hot (the second one, I mean, though I still like the first). I need to get myself a man and make him dress up in red braces & fireman outfit.

Also, with regards to the consoling each other with manly hugs, are those cameras over Wolvie's shoulder? Maybe it's some kind of firie equipment, but it looks like a couple of cameras. Dude, I want the photos of those consolation sessions!

(Also I am blaming you for the fact that, among the many dreams I had last night, one of them involved Hugh-as-Wolvie. It was a nice dream, to put it mildly. I kept prodding it to come back when I woke up this morning but it was uncooperative. You know, I say "blaming you" but I don't regret having the dream. Can you send me some more, plskthx? Though you can keep the bit with Jeremy Clarkson & James May, I'm not fussed about them.)

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johnnypurple September 15 2008, 12:05:32 UTC
Oh noes! Are you OK? Not deadeded throo the hotness I hope?!??! *worried face*

I want the photos of those consolation sessions! Do you really? Really really? Because I could make find those, if you really wanted!?!?!? I'm just not sure how much of the rest of my flist wants to see images of graphic firey pr0n LOL with their heads pasted on LOL. But then do I want people on my flist who DON'T want to see graphic firey pr0n with pasted on heads???!?!?!? it could be a way to weed out those FREAKS who are not interested in such things. *plots* *laughs maniacally* Er. *shifty eyes ( ... )

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fyrethief September 15 2008, 18:37:34 UTC
Not quite, but it was close for a moment there!

Haha! I should probably be a good girl and say "what?! Graphics pictures of firey porn?! Away with you, devil-child!" ...but you know I'm not a good girl really. And I'd love to see graphic pictures of firey porn (even with heads pasted on!) if you ever happen to chance across any. ;) And, you know, if the rest of your f'list can't appreciate the hotness that is graphic firey porn, then that is their loss.

make him arrange his face -Bwha ha ha! Lolz big times! "Firey I command you to arrange your face!"

That guy sounds cool. :) You should befriend him! (Did I tell you about the time I dressed as Wolvie? Are you at all interested in hearing about the time I dressed as Wolvie?)

... oh I forget you're not a Top Gear slasher, are you?? Weeeell... not exactly. I watched TG and enjoyed it (it gave me a good laugh; though I know absolutely jackshit about cars) and then cenea mentioned TG-slash once I'd persuaded her to get an LJ and I was like "... how did I NOT SEE IT BEFORE?!" So I sort of ( ... )

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wolfy_writing September 17 2008, 05:31:06 UTC
If you ever do get curious about Top Gear Slash, I can promise you that we're insane in a completely different way from the stereotypical worrying RPS-thing. Fewer tinhats and more gratuitous squid (which is not a code-word for anything).

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blacktofade September 14 2008, 20:15:23 UTC
God, how on Earth am I meant to take a psych test when I have these images in the front of my mind? I LOVE IT and you!

I actually walked past some firemen in their bright red braces the other day and definitely thought of you...and Gary Oldman. It was a glorious sight to behold.

Oh you genius, you.

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I need an icon that somehow combines Gazza & red braces... I could-I could make one from the pic! :D johnnypurple September 15 2008, 12:14:51 UTC
Heeeeeeee! :D

Firemen + Red braces + Gary Oldman = ONLY GOOD AND HAPPY THINGS. That's maths for you, right there. And I know maths. Oh yes. ;D

I hope your test went ok? The images not TOO distracting, I hope?

<3

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That would make the best icon ever :D blacktofade September 16 2008, 06:26:54 UTC
They should have math classes like that instead of statistics and calculus. The sexy side of maths!

I got an A on my test, so we must be doing something right ;D

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