house + slash + Watson/Holmes

[johnnypurple]

i am house/cat-sitting at my parents' place for the weekend. (oh, fandom, you have ruined the slash symbol for me now. RUINED.) I was going to go out for a little walk and get some coffee, because I have not had any coffee today and my brain is complaining by giving me a nice bit of lack-of-coffee pain. It was sunny until about 30 mins ago. It was

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[johnnypurple]

i don't know if I've written an AU before. *thinks* But I'll have a crack at it and see what happens. Not sure if I'll have it within my own personal cannon - that is, Richard being a faun. Don't know how that would mess with the Holmes/Watson dynamic. ;-)

"is this is a viable pairing?" Y/N springs to mind!!

[johnnypurple]

rhosyndu was writing it! we need to badger her to keep going! :D

[swing_set]

Not at all! :D

Have at, my friend! (Also, rhosyndu knows where all the best H/W slash lives on the net)

[johnnypurple]

I'm not quite sure how I'll do it - what combo of their personalities they'll get (as in how much Holmes James will be, etc). But I guess I'll just try writing it and see. I wonder will I have to think up some mystery for them to solve? Plot?! Sheesh! I hate plot! ;-)

[lydia_petze]

House/cat. Nooo, House is all about Wilson.

Maybe House's cat/Wilson's cat? If they had cats...

[johnnypurple]

But House is a filthy perv and would do anything to anything, animal, vegetable or mineral. Though maybe Wilson didn't agree to an open relationship that included bestiality. I don't know if these things were negotiated.

[cenea]

Sir Arthur WAS A SLASHER!! TRUFAX!!!

[johnnypurple]

oh yeah. There's no hiding it. :D

Also, I wager that Jane Austen would have written fanfiction had fanfiction existed back then. She would have written mainly het, but dabbled in slash and femmeslash. Or perhaps fanfiction would have liberated her from the hetero norms of the day and she would have written filthy Darcy/Bingley smut. *ponders*

[rhosyndu]

oh, fandom, you have ruined the slash symbol for me now
It gets us all in the end. You'll be sitting down in a cafe to get a hangover-curing fry-up when BAM! the menu has tea/coffee at the bottom and your brain starts running away with a femmeslash idea about what it'd be like if they shared a house, how tea would be the calm one in a cable knit jumper and coffee would be manic!manic!manic IPUTTHECATINTHEDISHWASHERANDATEALLTHEPAINTAGAIN!!!!one!
They have an occasional thing with their neighbour milk, though are still not talking to hot chocolate after what he did to their rug. Incidentally, tea is the dominant one.

And YEY for H/W love!

[ffarff]

sorry, i happened to wander my eyes over your comment and had a great laugh and had to let you know you cheered me up.
Because that is SO spot on.

But then i started thinking about Coffee having a few things on the side, like Sugar, who Tea hates because Tea think Sugar's common and below it.

[rhosyndu]

:D

Excellent idea! Tea would get on better with Honey than Sugar, Honey being more middleclass - and makes her own stationary, don'tchaknow - though neither of the girls would get on with Artificial Sweetener.

[ffarff]

so much so that i would cast Artificial Sweetener as their their landlord