i want to be kissing Gary Oldman
more for my own, er, research than for anything else. thimpressionist has coerced me into writing Gary Oldman/Tim Roth/Edward Norton fic. so, to remind me again of teh hotness, a picspam: mainly Gary, but some Tim, some slash, and a wee bit of Ed. if anyone else out there is interested...
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Though you appear not to have any shots from Dracula. The boy has long hair and is, aptly, bitable. Have some sexy. It comes with nipples:
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What was that? Go to bed? Stop drinking coffee? NAY, I say to you!
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Did I say those things? Oh no no no! Stay up! Drink more coffee! Write some RPS involving Gary! *is subtle* :D
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One day Gary Oldman was out, being sexy. He went to his cupboard for some jam but there was none and then he went to the shop because you normally get jam in shops that's how it works it's called capitalism and you give them money which you've earned from your job and if you're Gary Oldman then being sexy is your job and then they give you things. BAM! Gary was imprisoned in a net and then BAM! suddenly there was a man dressed in white with a racing helmet who was also a faun from the legs down which is usually where you're a faun if you are a faun because the other way around doesn't work so well. And their clothes came off until they got naked and rude things where you can see their bums and boy bits and there was special bits touching but I can't tell you that it was rude and then some sex wee came out a bit and it was nice. The end.
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Did you like it? D'you think it needs more jam?
*is still poking Gary in the nipples and giggling*
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Have to contribute with a Dracula!Oldman picture. He was just too damn sexy in that movie.
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and yes! him as dracula is very hott. i am fascinated by his clothes in that pic - and with thoughts of how long it would take to undo them all and get them off him!
but the question remains, is there any movie that he is not sexy in? possibly the fifth element, though there is still something compelling about him there (in my opinion)...
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THERE IS NOTHING NOT SEXY ABOUT ZORG!
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YYYYYYYY
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I would also like to pat Gary Oldman's head. Because he is handsome.
I also just had a moment of 'omg gary oldman/christian bale. that would be more hot than the world can handle.'
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Yup, am now *sure* I like!!
and omg Oldman/Daisy fic. Yes!!!
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i think it possibly takes a while for gary to grow on you (like a fungus). but then BAM! you see the sexy and next thing you know you're writing songs about kissing him and fanfic featuring him.
speaking of which, Ros seems to be reluctant to write Gazza/Daisy fic. (WFT, Ros?) So not to like gang up on her or anything, lets gang up on her and FORCE HER INTO WRITING IT! would that be wrong?
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the crying pics are amazing. you should check out the rest of the site. much tearful hotness to be found.
i have to admit, though, it would have been an exclusively gary oldman picspam were it not for you. but i thought i'd prime people for the fic. heheheh. ;)
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That site is amazing! The one with Daniel Craig was just stunning. It's not just the hot, but the sheer vulnerability that makes it so engaging. Good idea with the picspam though; both the hot (there is never enough Gary/Tim/Edward picsmam in my opinion) and introducing your audience to Ed. I have this great picture of him I was going to post, but now I can't find it. *pouts* You really should see the hulk though- Edward's body looks FANTASTIC! And Tim looks really good too. :)
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