Fic: Curled Up Inside

[johnnypurple]

There is perhaps a reason why I shouldn’t have kids. Maybe the next time my mother drops a hints about how much she wants to be a grandma, I should give her this to read.

Title: Curled Up Inside
Fandom: Top Gear RPS
Pairing: Richard/James, plus kinda something else (but I don’t want to spoil you, OMG!)
Rating: PG
Warning: MPREG, crack
Word Count:

Comments

[derryderrydown]

HEE! TENTACLES! BABY STIG!

And suddenly, I'm not entirely convinced I *do* want to win that trip round a racetrack with the Stig... (Actually, no, I am still convinced.)

trufax

[johnnypurple]

Ah, but don't worry, if you do win and The Stig does happen to impregnate you, then the gestation period is only 2 weeks and the child reaches maturity after 1 week. It's no bigee! ;D Mind you, maybe you have to be a middle aged, pink-and-purple stripey top wearing, flopsy-haired man to carry one of The Stig's spawn. And maybe you'll be safe on that count? :D

Re: trufax

[derryderrydown]

maybe you have to be a middle aged, pink-and-purple stripey top wearing, flopsy-haired man to carry one of The Stig's spawn

The only one of those I fail on is 'man'. OH NOEZ!

:O

[johnnypurple]

O. M. G.

You are James May??!??!?!?!? :O

[nixwilliams]

\o/

one day i will not be your beta and then i can say things other than "OMG YAY!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS RIGHT?! A LOT!" and things like that!

[johnnypurple]

Wait, why? What will you be saying? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. :O

But I'm happy you like it! Who knew cafe fic could work out so well?! ;D

[nixwilliams]

i will be saying YAY OMG THIS IS SOOOO AWESOME I LOVE THE BIT WHERE [INSERT SMUT HERE] because i won't have read it before!

I KNEW! MUAHAHAHAHA!

[johnnypurple]

Oh right. I see. It'll be surprise insert-smut-here (heheh, that sounds dirrrrty!). Well, I can get someone else to beta *sob* if you don't want to any more. :`(

[dracothelizard]

Awwwwwww, baby!Stig!

[johnnypurple]

Heheh. :)

[dear_prudence]

gold. i love it! the ending works so well! ♥

[johnnypurple]

hee, i'm flattered! :D

we'll convert you to the top gear fandom yet! *rubs hands gleefully*

[sajee]

LOLOLOLOLOL!

[johnnypurple]

:D