Fauns are cute but I'm not really into anything in that way. I also note that apart from the obvious literary, mythological and TG references, I don't know the people you mention as being (potential) fauns! :-D
NB I fail utterly at polls generally though (or pretty much any sort of form-filling). Yours is not unusual in that.
They are indeed all fauns and once I make the manips you will see the fauny truth!
Would it have helped if I'd included ticky-box options? Form-filling-out I can understand, but polls about fauns! Are they not fun? You are not one for the faun loving ways, obviously. But I included the newt option just for you! *single emo tear* (or *wingle emo tear* as I just mistyped!) Never mind. :P
Well I've just looked up Margaret Pomeranz and from the pointy ears and odd face (and perhaps the semi-scruffy hair too) in the first picture of the first link, I can sort of see your point. Though I would probably have assigned her Borrible status outside/before this current faun meme.
It lost my story....but I can make it a bit longer now. It went something like this...
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'Richard', said Jeremy. 'I'm sorry, but you just can't present the show like that!'
'Why?' compained Richard, stamping his hoof and swishing his furry little tail.
'Because, frankly, I can't keep my hands off of you,' stated Jeremy, grabbing hold of said tail and pulling Richard into an intimate embrace. 'And faun sex might put off some of out more conservative viewers. They do watch it for the cars, you know?'
'Rubbish. They watch it for the faun sex. And James' panpipes of course. And the things he does with those panpipes...'
Jeremy mulled the question over for a second. 'Err...well, that's okay then. Shall we shag?'
Richard grinned, and thrust one of his furry legs between Jeremy's.
Re: it's true! i watch it for the faun sex!ceneaMay 15 2008, 09:41:33 UTC
I'm finishing my TG angst-fest later today...but, after that, faun!fic will be racing back to the top of the agenda, promise :DWill certainly make this longer, if you like...I *need* to know what James does with his panpipes, anyway!!
Re: it's true! i watch it for the faun sex!johnnypurpleMay 15 2008, 09:53:16 UTC
YAY! faun!fic! I wonder what James does do with his panpipes? probably uses them to bewitch and seduce passing fauns. oh wait, is he a faun too? (aah, see my poll fic - faun-on-faun action!)
Billy Boyd is also a faun, I am glad you can see his faun-like qualities.
I have not forgotten our faun-fic, I have written my bit but just have to tidy it up. I think you and I make a very slow, old ladyish collaboration :P It's been my turn for 2 weeks now. I am slack. I have conveniently ended my part where the sex starts to happen :D *giggles*
well, given that johnnypurple and myself discovered TRU EVVIDENSS of this, i know it to be a FACT, and clearly this is why i cannot accept faun!james into my life and heart.
I KNOW! I realised this when I did my own poll (to make up for the lack of poll fic!) I ticked Ian Henderson but then I realised I should have ticked you! Or Billy Boyd! Or Gabriel! Or Richard! Or... or... or... But the quesiton was who's your favourite faun and if they had been ticky boxes then you and I would have ticked every box!! I think you are one of my favourite people (faun, Elijah Wood or whatever/whoever you are!) whereas Ian Henderson is definitely in my top 3 fauns! (oh the things I would do to him!) :D
I appear to be co-writing a fic in which James May becomes a werefaun. But it's all deliciousmelody's fault! Blame her! I had no control! Also I am eating petit chevre on a nice bit of sourdough bread. I had no control! :P
Also, HELLO! You is back in cyberplace! And soon to be back over here! Yay! Can't wait to see you again! Life's been so booooooooooooooooring without you! ;D
Um, the whole James May as a faun thing may partially be my fault, and partially that of Zeus!Jeremy who transformed him into one in my fic. He gave little thought to the suitability of James for the role, I'm afraid, letting his loins do the thinking.
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NB I fail utterly at polls generally though (or pretty much any sort of form-filling). Yours is not unusual in that.
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Would it have helped if I'd included ticky-box options? Form-filling-out I can understand, but polls about fauns! Are they not fun? You are not one for the faun loving ways, obviously. But I included the newt option just for you! *single emo tear* (or *wingle emo tear* as I just mistyped!) Never mind. :P
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.................
'Richard', said Jeremy. 'I'm sorry, but you just can't present the show like that!'
'Why?' compained Richard, stamping his hoof and swishing his furry little tail.
'Because, frankly, I can't keep my hands off of you,' stated Jeremy, grabbing hold of said tail and pulling Richard into an intimate embrace. 'And faun sex might put off some of out more conservative viewers. They do watch it for the cars, you know?'
'Rubbish. They watch it for the faun sex. And James' panpipes of course. And the things he does with those panpipes...'
Jeremy mulled the question over for a second. 'Err...well, that's okay then. Shall we shag?'
Richard grinned, and thrust one of his furry legs between Jeremy's.
'Oh, yes.'
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I have not forgotten our faun-fic, I have written my bit but just have to tidy it up. I think you and I make a very slow, old ladyish collaboration :P It's been my turn for 2 weeks now. I am slack. I have conveniently ended my part where the sex starts to happen :D *giggles*
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the favourite faun question was HARD. OH MY. there should have been tickyboxes, you know. *frowns frownily*
i doubt that james may is a faun, frankly. show me the manips and i might be willing to change my mind.
also , thanks for your email! XD
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I appear to be co-writing a fic in which James May becomes a werefaun. But it's all deliciousmelody's fault! Blame her! I had no control! Also I am eating petit chevre on a nice bit of sourdough bread. I had no control! :P
Also, HELLO! You is back in cyberplace! And soon to be back over here! Yay! Can't wait to see you again! Life's been so booooooooooooooooring without you! ;D
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Sorry about that.
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