f!s for the lolz

Apr 29, 2008 15:45

Lolz to be had on today's fandom!secrets. (Is it wrong to hotlink secrets? Sorry, I'm gonna.)


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wolfy_writing April 29 2008, 06:26:27 UTC
There totally needs to be Top Gear fic where they play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who tops! It'd be perfect!

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 06:30:24 UTC
I know! I was trying to get Jeremy Clarkson and Jensen Ackles to do it in my ficlet, but they didn't want to. Damn uncooperative fools.

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deliciousmelody April 29 2008, 07:20:41 UTC
Oh my GOD not Margaret and DAVID!!

You know who I just thought needs to be shipped? I don't know if you know this show, but it's on ABC and it's called the Cook and the Chef. Since we are going obscure ABC personalities, here.


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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 07:37:15 UTC
Hahaha! Nix already ships those two, I think. ... I can't handle that show though - they both grate on my so much. (Also we sell Maggie Beer's products in the shop and I think they're overrated!)

I was thinking of making a secret, but I'll tell you instead. D'you know Ian Henderson from the ABC news? (He might only for Victoria, I don't know if you guys have someone else and miss out on his sparkly blue-eyed charm.) (he's all smiley at 1.38 - that's how i like him!) But I believe he's a faun! He's doing a little fauny dance with his silvery fauny legs under the news desk where the cameras can't see! He's on the list me and Nix are compiling of faunish people. Margaret Pomeranz is also on there! :D

No, no, I'm perfectly sane. lol.

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deliciousmelody April 29 2008, 07:43:32 UTC
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! God, you're funny.

I don't have the pleasure of knowing Ian Henderson. We have Andrew Lofthouse in Brisbane, but I think he may also be doing a faun shuffle under his desk. Pantless, obviously.

Behold: his human face http://www.abc.net.au/queensland/tv/img/andrew_lofthouse_tv.jpg

Margaret IS a faun. Look at her ears, they are pointy.

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 07:51:51 UTC
Pantless, OF COURSE. It's just WRONG for fauns to wear pants!

I call conspiracy! The ABC on only hires fauns for their news anchor people! It's positive discrimination gone faun-crazy!

I do kinda have a crush on Ian Henderson. He just looks so lovely and nice. And it doesn't hurt that he's a faun. I AM a pervy faun fancier - I can't help it! ... We are planning manips of all the fauns on our list. To share the love. ;P

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lydia_petze April 29 2008, 07:52:32 UTC
OF COURSE MARGARET AND DAVID! THEIR LOVE IS SO CELLULOID AND TRUE!

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 07:58:49 UTC
But you know The Chaser, right? When they used to have the faux-news scrolling along the bottom on the screen? (Actually, I think it was their show 'CNNNN') One of their news items was: "David gives Margaret three stars"-!!! Oh noes! And you know she has adult sprogs with another man!!?!?! It's just wrong! :D

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ffarff April 29 2008, 07:57:37 UTC
TOTALLY! the question is, who's the bitch?
I love the way David has pauses before hes about to disagree with Margaret. he gives her 'oh woman, you're so getting a hiding for those 4 stars that are COMPLETELY undeserved'.

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 08:02:45 UTC
*g* Looking at the pic in that secret again I realise they have moved their chairs closer together. I swear in the show they have a coffee table between them or something. lol! their love is just too obvious...!

But I reckon he's the bitch. He loves her. He's a slave. He fights it, but he can never win. :P

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ffarff April 29 2008, 08:11:56 UTC
Jake's reviewing his book- the excellently titled I Peed On Fellini, and he thinks its fantastic. apparently he cut out all the sex in the book [ Thank fuck. but when jake told me that, i immediately asked if he'd slept with Magaret.

But i think Margaret and Lee Lin Chin should hook up. what an awesome couple! Lee Lin Chin's mega fierce.

...did Hendo die? he was/is the total silver fox with the amazing blue eyes? or am i thinking about someone else?
i just wanted to get a cuddle and get told to get down and pay attention to his crotch.

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 08:27:36 UTC
oh yeah, i saw David's book with the excellent title. flipped through it once and didn't recognise him in the pictures from the 70s. lol - hairy hairy beard!

omg yes Lee Lin Chin/Margaret Pomeranz FTW! I want to read the femmeslash now damnit!

No, Ian's not dead. He should be on the news tonight. Silver fox with amazing blue twinkly eyes is right, yes indeed nom etc. (see the clip I linked delciousmelody to above) He is a faun! Trufax! I don't know if there's another Ian Henderson who did die, but that one is not dead as far as I know. Unless he's a zombie faun reading the news each night. Also, you'll have to fight me for the cuddle/crotch directive action! *le sigh* He may be one of the reasons I watch the news each and every night. :D

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ffarff April 29 2008, 08:45:13 UTC
BTW, how cold is your house because mines fucking freezing.

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 08:55:55 UTC
It's pretty chilly. But i've had the heater on in my room, so my room is ok, warm enough - but the rest of the house is not. We might have to light a fire one of these days. Which Toby loves - but they are only really warm if you're sitting right in front of them (which is where he sits). But they add a nice atmosphere.

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ffarff April 29 2008, 08:57:30 UTC
are you serious?
you're not renting obviously.
lucky you

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johnnypurple April 29 2008, 09:01:53 UTC
no, no, I am renting. But we have a fireplace in our lounge room. It's about the only heating they provide with the house. It's a timber freestanding thing, so gets warm very easily in the summer, and doesn't retain heat in winter (ie. gets very cold, sometimes colder inside than out) - so kinda crap all round. But the fireplace is nice. And I am a bit of a pyro, heh heh heh!

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