OMG

[johnnypurple]

I'm meant to be working on/researching/writing my yuletide fic (which I have not even started, OMG HALP, pls tell me I'm not alone here!) but instead I am watching this clip. Over and over again. I think I love this more than life itself.

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Despite having written Colin/Bradley a number of times, I never really truly shipped them until the part in

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[nixwilliams]

ARGH THEMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE THEM SOOOOOOOO!!!

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write.

1. chuck/neil (if you've already done it, you'll never ever ever do it again)

(this is just basically a request, isn't it? i'm so transparent!)

2. malory towers fic (or your yuletide fic)

(do you see what i'm doing here? IT'S ALL FOR YOU!)

3. the fic where morgana and katie get it on. double the hottt.

[johnnypurple]

Morgana stared. "What sorcery is this?" It was herself from the mirror, made flesh, wearing duplicates of her own clothes, but walking in them differently. Her eyes were framed by a dark metal contraption by which her other self saw the world through glass.

"Oh shit," her other self said. "Whoops."

"Explain yourself, Lady-Morgana-from-the-mirror," Morgana commanded.

"Er, yes. About that," her other self said. "I think you should just forget you saw me."

"And how do you propose I do that? I well know the effect of my presence on others. If you are indeed me - as you appear to be - you should also know of your - our - intoxicating effect. Do you think that just because you are me, then I am immune to it?"

"Er, yes. About that."

But Morgana interrupted. "One gets bored of the attentions of knights. And as enticing as they may sometimes be, handmaidens are still servants. One longs for an equalMorgana stepped towards her other self. She touched her hand to her other's cheek. She gasped at the warmth in the skin. She had almost not

[nixwilliams]

:D :D :D

i like the differences in their voices, but also that neither of them are particularly fazed by getting it on!

NEW OTP? POSSIBLY.

*watches video again*

OK, SCRAP THAT, THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER OTP!!!

[johnnypurple]

Well, I'm not saying that she fancies herself, but just that... she's smart enough to know not to pass up such an opportunity! ;)

It is totally my new OTP. Well, one of many! :D

[metal_dog]

Hm. How about DS Jackie Reid (Taggart)/DCI Carol Jordan (Wire in the Blood)? Preferably with Tony Hill being in the room at the time but somehow oblivious to the sexitiems going on.

I'd also be rather interested to know what you would make of the original old-school kirk/spock pairing! XD

[johnnypurple]

"Clearly, this pattern indicates that the perpetrator is some sort of sociopath. Charming, yet manipulative. Full of his own self importance. Cocky, arrogant. Has a complete lack of remorse, shame and guilt. Young, male, conventional in looks but intelligent. Has a need for stimulation, both intellectually and physically - a risk taker. Unable to control impulses. Unable to empathise with others

[metal_dog]

Ahaha, brilliant! :D I was thinking incident room sex and you (kinda, with the twist to the domestic sphere) wrote it!

[johnnypurple]

Well, considering I haven't watched either show in YEARS and Tony Hill was the only character I remembered...! :)

To write old school Kirk/Spock I think I'd have to watch more than just one episode of Star Trek! ;P

ps. did you read my morgana/katie snippet above??!???!?!?!

[seilf_emit]

Hehe I love how every time Colin attempts to express deep emotion he ends up using some variation of The Sex!Face from Poisoned Chalice. Seriously, Colin, you can emote without having an orgasm XD

[johnnypurple]

Or can he? Perhaps this is his curse and his gift...!? :o

[wolfy_writing]

Is there crackfic where Colin orgasms every time he tries to emote, and porn ensues? I'd like to see such crackfic.

[wolfy_writing]

1. Fic about that woman with the magic power to make baby deer float.

2. Incredibly hetronormative Top Gear fic with everyone entirely heterosexual, cisgendered, and human, especially the Stig.

3. Sam and Dean not only have no incestuous feelings for each other at all, but they feel the need to expound about the subject at length.