bananas don't grow on trees

[johnnypurple]

Hey, so you know how I served Katie Holmes in the shop on Thursday? I forgot to mention that when I served her, I had my I've-had-a-cold-for-a-week-and-my-voice-is-now-deep-and-sexy voice. I like that voice because then I can sing some nice low stuff that I can't otherwise sing (Katie can't verify this). Also, I had taken off my scarf and stuffed

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[radicalyffe]

You may have been flagging interest in outdoor sex...

[johnnypurple]

ooh! it was in my right pocket too, if that makes a difference! ;)

[metal_dog]

haha, no that one's mosquito netting, apparently. It's true, i didn't make that up, honest! XD

The closest thing i can find so far is "looking for park sex" (close to yr interpretation, admittedly) or safe fisting bottom. :)

[toft_froggy]

I'm not sure who Katie Holmes is, except that for a moment I confused her with well known Sherlock Holmes fanfiction writer Katie Forsythe, and I was like, whaaaaat, I didn't know johnnypurple was into Sherlock Holmes and how would Katie Forsythe be recognized anyway?! But NOW I'm impressed. Hugo Weaving! What!

[johnnypurple]

I love that you're not sure who Katie Holmes is - but - but I AM into Sherlock Holmes! I just haven't had time to read much fic lately, though I did recently start reading this rather slashy, novel-length one. It's called A Study in Scarlet. It's about how Holmes and Watson hardly even go on one date before they move in together and start living intertwined lives and falling in love. It's sweet. ;)

I have all your recs and fics bookmarked too! :)

[shehasathree]

omg Hugo Weaving! :o

[johnnypurple]

i know, right! :D

[mr_eccles]

duly impressed!
i think a boy from neighbours once came in for cake at my work... he seemed like a dick ... maybe he was just a dick, not a guy from neighbours. *cannot compete*

[riotqueerfemme]

Red = fist fuckee :-)

[johnnypurple]

yes, but it's not solid red. there's a pattern which contains fine lines of blue and yellow. what do fine lines of blue and yellow on a red background signify?