Comments | johnnypurple: prompt me, please

johnnypurple

prompt me, please

Apr 28, 2009 17:10

Frakking frakking frakpants, you guys, IT'S COLD! Holy fuckersnaps! Brrrr. (OK. Maybe 11.3°C isn't cold by the standards of where you live, but I am a delicate flower and AM FREEZING MY FRIKKIN' BOOBIES OFF HERE! THINK OF THE BOOBIES.)

So, things to keep me us warm? Kitty/s? Check. (He's curled up on a pile of random junk on the desk right now. ( Read more... )

i want fuckersnaps in the common lexicon, vid, weather, an appeal to my gorgeous flist, food, surprisingly not a drunken lj post, have i mentioned you look lovely today?, toby, writing, writing prompts

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Prompt uk_sef April 28 2009, 12:24:16 UTC

When ticky-boxes attack! The pairing could be LJ vs DW (although you might even change what those stand for, eg to Doctor Who) and there should probably be much redness splashed across the screen ...

;-)

wombat_hug April 28 2009, 13:56:42 UTC

That video was something out of this world. :D I was thinking about prompt and then I started watching that video and now my mind is blank

johnnypurple May 6 2009, 10:45:27 UTC

Heheheh! Well, it's about time I provided YOU with an awesome LOLworthy video! Usually it's the other way around! ;)

captlebubbles April 28 2009, 13:59:32 UTC

Gaius/Uther, prior to when Arthur was born. Possibly as a way of explaining why Uther hates magic. Possibly in a field. Possibly with a cow/sheep nearby. (um, I mean a cow or a sheep. Not the result of an unholy union between sheep and cow.)

seilf_emit April 28 2009, 19:28:18 UTC

Hot chocolate is the ultimate, Austrian Approved weapon against cold weather. *nods* No more freezing boobies!

And for the porn: Bradley/Colin rps for this pic

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The one about the picture johnnypurple May 6 2009, 10:33:11 UTC

“I was on the … the thingie,” Colin said, waving his hand as though that explained it.

“On the what?” said Bradley patiently, although he half wasn’t listening.

“The computer. The World Wide Web. And that site, what is it called?”

“You’re going to have to give me more than that. Wiki? YouTube?”

“Er, MyFace?”

“Er, yes. OK.”

“And I saw a picture. Of you.”

“Mmm?”

“Well, I’d like you to explain it to me.”

“It’s not hard to understand, Colin. When you’re as handsome as me, you acquire a number of fans. These fans collect images and put them on the internet so that other people - fans, or people like you perhaps - can drool over them. Simple really ( ... )

wolfy_writing April 29 2009, 03:40:53 UTC

Prompts:

Fuckersnaps - why exactly you need to first fuck, then snap.

Top Gear - naughty things with gearsticks

Merlin - Slash Dragons need love, too!

"I went on the internet, and I found this!

Of course I chose the fuckersnaps prompt & I just couldn't write fuckersnaps for any other pairing. johnnypurple May 6 2009, 10:42:55 UTC

“Why exactly do you fuck first, then snap?” Bradley asked, his hand poised over the plate on the coffee table. “And aren’t these just brandysnaps, exactly like what my grandma used to make?”

“No!” said Colin, scandalised. “Fuckersnaps are totally different to brandysnaps! I can’t believe you’d even suggest that!” He bit into a fuckersnap which gave a satisfying snapping noise.

“And see!” said Bradley, gesticulating with a cream-laden fuckersnap. “See! You’re snapping first! You’re not even doing it the way you said ( ... )