Life is good

[johnnyisjesus]

Why shouldn't it be? I'm hitting, I'm hot, my wife is hot, I just bought a huge new house, I'm hot, I'm in a new Dunkin' Donuts commercial with Theo, I'm hot, I'm in a movie, I wrote a book, I'm on the cover of every magazine, I'm hot...except, I don't know why every female sports fan in the world hates Michelle and thinks she's a skank. Their just

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[piney61]

Johnny, you knew you wanted to tap that ass since day one, so quit the bullshitting. Oh yeah and watch out next time when you catapult pumpkins from your hotel room.

[johnnyisjesus]

Dude, I don't check guys out, they check ME out. Poor Kevin, he's a great guy, but not much of a looker. That is so sad.

[annarama]

johnny, will you change your middle name to "Grand Slam"??? :)

[johnnyisjesus]

Taking a quick brake to read my friendslist in between innings. Don't worry, babe, the Grand Slam is coming-did you see the hit I just got?