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johnnydarke

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Mar 13, 2009 20:19

If you were planning on stapling, say, a birthday card, to a person...which part of the body would you think would be the safest target?

Hypothetically, of course.

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gurlesque March 13 2009, 21:15:23 UTC

I've stapled shit to the back of my forearms before. The side without the tattoos. Can't really say it's *safe* but I escaped unharmed.

mark13 March 13 2009, 22:54:06 UTC

You've stapled shit to your forearms!? O_o

johnnydarke March 14 2009, 02:18:10 UTC

I tried to talk her out of it...I mean, why go to such lengths to avoid pissing off Nigella Lawson; If you really want to blow Saatchi, just put down the stapler and go blow him.

mark13 March 16 2009, 16:00:16 UTC

But does anyone really ever *want* to blow Saatchi, I mean really?

mark13 March 13 2009, 22:24:29 UTC

By staple, you mean nailgun, don't you?

johnnydarke March 13 2009, 22:32:23 UTC

No. Though that option, as well as a 'safe' maximum length of nails, was discussed.

Hypothetically, I mean. Hypothetically, it would have been discussed, O_O

mark13 March 13 2009, 22:56:52 UTC

Hypothetica - the planet where *anything* can happen. ;)

johnnydarke March 14 2009, 00:15:18 UTC

Except during times of crisis...when the government puts the population under Murphy's law, and anything *does* happen.

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chromenewt March 13 2009, 23:42:42 UTC

If subject is standing then the arse is just fatty tissue. At school someone buried a pencil 2" into my left buttock. I still have a graphite "tattoo" there.

mark13 March 13 2009, 23:53:30 UTC

I have one of those on the palm of my hand, but it was kind of self inflicted (hey, physics was boring). :/

johnnydarke March 14 2009, 00:04:02 UTC

Subject will - hypothetically - be prone.

I'm inclined to go for the front or rear of the shoulder, or as per your suggestion - the ass.

chromenewt March 14 2009, 11:51:58 UTC

Your "hypothetically" doesn't fool me. There's no way I'm going prone while you're about!

spoox March 14 2009, 00:04:58 UTC

I'm not sure what you mean by safest; I am going to assume that you mean 'somewhere where it is least likely to fall off.'

I would recommend over the mouth, as then you could staple into their cheeks with the crimping on the inside of the mouth to ensure the staples don't just pull out.

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johnnydarke March 14 2009, 02:07:13 UTC

Get your ass to bed, you lousy goddamn slacker; Operations commence in 6 hours, and if you're not hot, cocked and ready to rock by 0900 I'll beat you with a sock-full of soap.