random thought

[johnnycoup]

It's probably irresponsible to say anything followed by the words "never killed anybody". I mean...how do you know for sure?

Comments

[goddammit_dan]

Research. Or actual experience, in that "anybody" would refer to the sayer of said comment.

[johnnycoup]

Everything has killed someone. That is much more likely. The sayer of said saying died of one of said things that were said by someone else who said that no one ever died from the thing that they said wouldn't kill anyone. But it did. It's a fact. Dave Quackenbush told me so.

[goddammit_dan]

Damn, I'm just too high to try to prove how right I am, but for arguments sake let me just say that I've never killed anyone.