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[johnnycoup]

Yesterday, this man bought a television at Sam's Club, banged my fist, and then signed my business card. He's huge!

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[goddammit_dan]

Whozat?

The next Yao Ming

[johnnycoup]

This is Yi Jianlian. He is the newest acquisition by the Milwaukee Bucks. Better than Yao. Herb Kohl flew to Hong Kong to personallly plead with this giant to play ball. And then he banged my fist.

Re: The next Yao Ming

[discoflamingo]

I'm amazed you can type.

Re: The next Yao Ming

[johnnycoup]

Because of the fist, or because of drug abuse during my "questionable" past?