Two down, five to go.


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It's been a while. I missed this stuff:


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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK BLAH BLAH COOKING BLOG BLAH

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME PAUL NEWMAN DIED

I SPEND ONE FUCKING WEEK WITHOUT INTERNET IN BROOKLYN AND PAUL NEWMAN DIES

WHAT A WORLD

WHAT A GODDAMN FUCKING WORLD

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIRED I'M GOING HOME

Experimental Southwestern pizza was a rousing success, if not an unqualified one. The fried corn tortillas stayed crispy for the most part, but I still need to get a little better at frying them more evenly so they're not soggy in the middle or burnt at the edges. The chipotles get really nicely toasted, but I should use more of them next time to ( Read more... )

Perhaps there is some mystery in the minds of those among you who have seen me on the Russian national news. If you do not know the story already, here is the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIPZkNJS4-0 and here is the story in full ( Read more... )

Due to my really fucked up sleep schedule, I'm going to bed now.  The LHC wakes up at 2:30 AM EST.  I'm planning to take some Benadryl and sleep through that moment so that, if the world ends, I will miss our instantaneous and imperceptible destruction.  So, it seems that these lyrics, that I've loved for years, are truer than ever:

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 OMEGA EMERGENCY ALERT

MY FATHER WAS ON MSNBC: http://tinyurl.com/6xbs9b

THEY SPELLED HIS DAMN NAME WRONG

ALSO I DO NOT THINK HE IS A PROFESSOR LAST TIME I CHECKED

PEOPLE, HE IS GOING TO BE ON CNN TOMORROW

PLUS NO ONE BELIEVES THAT HE IS NOT PLANNING ON DESTROYING THE PLANET

STAY TUNED, DOOM PATROL

what up, Joe Biden

Hey Kids!

As Matt Fraction and Wikipedia reminded me, today is Trinity Day, the anniversary of the Trinity detonation, the first nuclear explosion done under the Manhattan Project, making this (by popular estimation) the 68th birthday of the Atomic Age. Here are some fun facts about the Trinity test ( Read more... )

Ok well I've gone almost 18 months backwards in my LJ and it looks like that Hellboy post I just made is still by FAR the longest. My highest fucking wordcount since at least 2006 is about fucking Hellboy IIAlso every time I write a long-ish LJ entry, it invariably includes some line in which I'm all I KNOW I DON'T USUALLY WRITE LONG POSTS which I ( Read more... )