If I read one more entry with too much punctuation and/or a pathetic attempt to sound too poetic or intelligent i think i just might throw up all over myself.

If anyone ever hears, "I hate the bottom of the 40 where it's all warm and gross," then take that person's drinking license for not knowing how to drink beer. God damn.

I have a new aim name. "Lines of Beldar"

is anyone going to lcb or antidote in atlanta who wants to give me a ride?

man fuck people who hate sellouts. fuck people who hate christians. fuck people who are that close minded. that's so stupid. "I HATE SELLOUTS AND I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO DRUGS AND CHRISTIANS BECAUSE RELIGION IS A DRUG!" fuck all you people. fuck straightedge. it's not a big deal whether or not someone does drugs or drinks. jesus christ. how did sxe ( Read more... )

I'm at my grandparents' house. The first few days were really dull, i spent a lot of time working, digging, and what not. It slowly got more exciting. I drank all of my grandpa's beer. He had 8. I hid them in a kitchen trashcan. A coupla days after i lost my greyhound ticket home and he looked through the trash for it. 8 beer bottles in a kitchen ( Read more... )

My life is complete because of my new livejournal interests and user picture.

for those of you who don't read derek's journal (tenementkid76), you need to read this hilarious conversation ( Read more... )

I don't know if you're still on my friends list under a different name or something.. but im' wondering whatever happened to my friend nicole. her name used to be drainme and i haven't talked to her in a long time. and i had another friend but i forgot her name, her livejournal name was spermcagegirl and she was cool too. if anybody knows them tell ( Read more... )

ok.. now everyone who gave me your phone numbers.. tell me where you live. i need cities you don't have to be specific i'm not a stalker i just would like to acquire as many phone numbers and cities to know which city is the right one for me to call you people from in case i happen to be in it.