Note to self: When you find out John can fly, be sure to leave the drapes up and hide bricks under your pillow, along with some water balloons. Oh, and leave the windows open ^_^;;
And... *ties a cheapo Nokia phone (the kind every man and his dog has in Germany, at least) to a piece of string and around his right paw, bashing the human a few times while having it blare Can-Can since Crazy Frog got old*
No, no! No mobile! I don't want a mobile! *Gets battered to possibly the cheesiest tune in the world* *Blocks most of the assault with his riot shield and wedges Echo up against the wall with it, splatt*
*growls menacingly as he is pushed up against the wall, the phone still blaring it's tone from the string* *opens up his wings, pushing the human and riot shield away and stuffing the phone into the human's mouth before tackling him* And get my name right!!
Gah, sorry! I got confuglmph! *Splutters and gags, biting the phone to death with its blah blah bla-bla-bla-bla blah blah tune* *It sparks and fizzles, crackling and spewing battery acid and liquid crystal* *Spits it out hurriedly and wipes his mouth on a handful of his T-shirt* Blugh, eurgh! *Gets tackled* Hoof! *Flails and twists in mid-air, turning to land on his riot shield like a boogie board, zipping off along the snow down a hill with the wolf* A'right, you. *Secures Euro in a headlock, aiming them at a thorny bush with the wolf's muzzle in battering ram position*
*Laughs at John's answers* It's not the actual answers that might be funny, its just the way you write them...why punch yourself anyway? You could punch Damien for me, lol! And how many dance routines do you have? Lol!
Ah I don't like beating on other people, besides, I'm in range and they're not, and it's easier, lol. Dances? Oh, lots of dances, White taught me most of them back in the early days. :-) Nice one about YM, too, it's usually quieter on there than on AIM I think, I haven't been on publicly in a while.
That's a very strange message on your mobile. o_o; You have interesting friends, lol. And bah, I'm not cute and adorable. >_< Annoying, yes, silly, yes, cute and adorable, nuh-uh, having a beard makes it impossible to be cute. :-P But I'm glad you don't think I'm ugly at least. :-D Thanks for doing the survey, I enjoyed your answers. ^_^
Heyla! I've seen you on Nanakyi and Honehe's livejournals so I thought I'd add you as well, since I trust their judgements and you seem like a really nice guy. ^_^ See ya 'round the 'net.
Hiya, Faoiltiama. ^_^ I've seen you around, too, and you seem much nicer, lol. Another Briton, am I right? *Checks her user info* Ah, Illinois, so maybe not. X-D I know a bloke in IL, Jim Stewart, don't suppose you know him, just on the offchance? *Adds her back* Welcome to my absorbant, grey-y sticky friends list. :-D
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And... *ties a cheapo Nokia phone (the kind every man and his dog has in Germany, at least) to a piece of string and around his right paw, bashing the human a few times while having it blare Can-Can since Crazy Frog got old*
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-Euro *steals his signature in revenge*
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BTW, I have Yahoo messenger now!
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See ya 'round the 'net.
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