That f'ing bunny...

Apr 14, 2007 11:47

First, can I just say? I didn't intentionally kill that bunny. It just happened to be there during the attack. And, actually, that part might not even be true - I think the Friends of Humanity added that in for added sympathy, which you all are FALLING FOR. Idiots ( Read more... )

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kismetandcoffee April 14 2007, 17:46:22 UTC
*dies laughing*

Look, Johnny Saint. All you ever had to do was apologize to the kid. This all could have been a non-issue. You didn't even have to mean it. But you are stubborn. Oh, and a meanie.

*shakes her head*

Serves you right for not apologizing to the kid.

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john_ispyro April 14 2007, 17:55:02 UTC
I don't do or say things I don't mean. And I don't give a shit if she does think I'm a 'meanie', because I am. So, really, I'm done discussing this issue with you. Fuck.

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kismetandcoffee April 14 2007, 18:01:04 UTC
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*quietly and fairly serious*

If you don't give a shit, why is it making you so mad?

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john_ispyro April 14 2007, 18:46:39 UTC
*sigh*

Um, yeah. It was intended to be a serious politcal statement, but all anyone cares about it the f'ing bunny? It's turning into a big joke and no one is taking me seriously. It's frustrating.

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doug_ramsey April 14 2007, 17:55:59 UTC
As long as you don't get a giant rabbit talking to you, a la Donnie Darko, you're probably ok.

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john_ispyro April 14 2007, 17:58:46 UTC
*nods* Very good point.

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shaman_x April 14 2007, 21:05:46 UTC
We could stop talking about the fictional bunny and start talking about how you set fire to a bunch of people! That's always fun. Did they have time to scream while their skin bubbled and burst and raw nerves twisted in the searing air? How did they smell, all that flesh, all that fat, melting and charring away? Do you think their families wake up in the middle of night, searching frantically for flames, trying to convince themselves that the smell of smoke, the echo of alarms, is all just in their fucked up little heads? Were they remembering you when they themselves set fire to that mutant refuge in Paris, an eye for an eye, a flame for a flame?

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john_ispyro April 14 2007, 21:15:58 UTC
Well, not that I agree with your tone/point of view... yes. And part of why I did it was because that chapter of FoH set a hospital full of mutant kids on fire, and no one else did shit about it. So, really, as you would say, just one vicious cycle. But someone will break the holding pattern and pull out of it on top, and I'm trying to make sure it's us.

Though I was focused on other things, I did register the fact the smell being the worst burning smell I have yet to come across. (And I've smelled a lot of burn.) I couldn't get it out of my hoodie for days.

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shaman_x April 14 2007, 21:27:04 UTC
I would say, you're all a bunch of frickin' idiots. It's like 'vicious cycle' but it's more insulting. Anyway, I don't care you killed a bunch of dipshits, I care that you killed a bunch of dipshits for, at best, zero gain and, more probably, the escalation of human/mutant violence and -- blah blah blah. I'm even annoying me now. Shut up, Mike!

If you want to meet Doug on the sly, I can arrange transportation.

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john_ispyro April 14 2007, 21:37:49 UTC
I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree over that whole discussion, Mike, because I'm pretty sure it could (and likely will) go on for a very long time.

If you want to meet Doug on the sly, I can arrange transportation.

Yeah, really? This isn't some sort of ruse that's all, "I'm going to play nice but then I'm really just going to teleport his Brotherhood ass into some holding cell?"

Because, if you're being nice... well, it is my birthday in a couple weeks and I want to spend it with Doug...

[locked]

Hey. You still up for destroying a Sentinal factory? I'd totally go for that right about now.

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john_ispyro April 15 2007, 15:13:45 UTC
*sigh* I don't want to talk about this anymore, Val.

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iamdoom April 16 2007, 03:25:21 UTC
YOU WILL STOP ARGUING WITH VALERIA OR I WILL IMPALE YOU ON A SPIKE!111

Seriously, just tell her you're SORRY and send her a STUFFED BUNNY--NOT A REAL ONE!111--or else I will send a ROBOT to do BAD THINGS to you while you are SLEEPING.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME!!!

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john_ispyro April 16 2007, 03:30:14 UTC
Oh for fuck's sakes. Now I have YOU on my back too, DOOM!?! The guy who PUSHES people off CLIFFS and KILLS THEM that way? Are you going to APOLOGIZE to her for THAT? HUH??

[OOC: *dies*]

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iamdoom April 16 2007, 03:32:45 UTC
DOOM DOES NOT ANSWER TO YOU, WORTHLESS MINION!

And Latverians are very good SWIMMERS.

APOLOGIZE TO HER OR I WILL EVISCERATE YOUR BOYFRIEND.!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

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john_ispyro April 16 2007, 03:34:46 UTC
Do THAT and I'll set YOURS on FIRE.

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