Special Note for Bill O'Reilly

[john_flint]

Tides are the rise and fall of sea levels caused by the combined effects of the gravitational forces exerted by the Moon and the Sun and the rotation of the Earth.

There you go.

Comments

[daningram]

If all the things to say that can't be explained by science, the tides has got to be the stupidiest. They've been charted for how many hundreds of years?!

[sistersolace]

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK! IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY SCIENCE TO OVERTHROW THE GOOD LORD AND ENSLAVE THE PEOPLE TO THE DEVIL. GOD BLESS YOU!

(Do you like my impression of his fans? I thought I was spot on.)

[john_flint]

Everybody knows that the tides don't really move; God shakes the planet back and forth, the oceans stay perfectly still. Duh.

[dinopollard]

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows the changing tides is just God taking a bath.