Oh man.

Fuck you 2006.

Fuck you in the grimey asshole.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Masturbate with the opposite hand.

Get your resolution here

Hmm.

I played football on Wednesday and I played tightend. By the end of the game I had 10 receptions for 170 yards and 5 touchdowns. I am still extremely sore from that game today.

Just got my report card.

Straight. Fucking. A's.

I owned 1st semester. I am ranked 38 out of 552 kids.

The Ringer was an OK movie.

Yep.

Football today? We'll see.

My gifts I did so get ( Read more... )

It is -15 degrees outside.

This weather is to die for.

Or die in.

Take your pick.

30. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing ( Read more... )

John Blake is grounded!

Again.

Supposedly for 6 months. We'll see.

June 24 - July 7, 2006

JR will be in Russia.

Whitney and I talked via texts last night! For a long time too...it was going good until I passed out because I did not feel well. I like talking to her, she's different. And I suppose I will be getting pictures up of me and Whitney and my new doggy! So, I guess this is cool. Don't really wanna go to work today. But I guess I need the money. I'ma ( Read more... )