I have a new top-ten pick for the list of worst names of all time:
LaMista

The poor woman just called and asked me to send a fax to her attention, and I almost laughed out loud when she spelled her name for me.

My boss made a sign for the door to her office to let others know when she has a conference call in progress and doesn't wish to be disturbed.

The sign reads like this:
CONFRENCE CALL IN PROGECE
PROGESD
PROCESS

Laura and Norman are having a BOY!!!!!
This will be the first Green-blooded boy in our side of the family in 45 years!!

Apple Blythe Alison Martin was born Friday in London. 9 pounds, 11 ounces.

Would you guys please keep Matt and his family in your prayers? His grandmother on his mom's side has been in the hospital since May 2nd...she was initially there because her blood count was low and her heartrate was up, but they've since gotten everything pretty stabilized and they told her that she should get to go home today or tomorrow. But ( Read more... )

Mom's little doggy just had three healthy puppies. Yay!

I can't believe you guys are graduating & then moving away after the summer...
Can we please be pen pals? Sheridan would love that..

I just found out that I need to register Sheridan for kindergarten NEXT MONDAY. How can she already be going to kindergarten? I'm SO not ready for this. Panic mode...

On the PA in Super Wal*Mart today:
"Miss Juanita and Miss Jeanette, you are needed on the Easter candy aisle. Miss Juanita and Miss Jeanette. Thank yeeeou."

Happy Good Friday. I'm not sure if that's an appropriate greeting for this particular holiday...I'm also not really sure why they call it "Good," but I hope yours is good just the same ( Read more... )