Comments | joeyspancake: Someone please pinch me if I'm dreaming...

joeyspancake

Someone please pinch me if I'm dreaming...

Dec 12, 2003 09:33

My co-worker, fondly known as Hard Times, or, for short, HT, just walked over to my desk, holding a live chihuahua wearing red and green reindeer antlers, and asked me if I'd like to contribute a dollar towards an office raffle for two tickets to the movies and a "bloomin' umnun." She was holding the prized tickets on a silver platter for display ( Read more... )

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i_shatter December 12 2003, 06:42:21 UTC

i can only pray she had lipstick on her teeth.

joeyspancake December 12 2003, 06:43:09 UTC

your prayers were answered, my friend...

i shake my head... kari_sucks December 12 2003, 06:43:50 UTC

oh HT. HT, HT.

Additional facts about the chihuahua... joeyspancake December 12 2003, 07:20:23 UTC

...which I have just learned from talking with HT:

* Her name is actually "Pain in the Ass": PITA for short.

* She is the grandchild of the taco bell "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" chihuahua.

* She is the only living chihuahua in the state of Florida that has a heart pacemaker.

Re: Additional facts about the chihuahua... i_shatter December 12 2003, 07:22:26 UTC

what could anyone possibly say to that?

Re: Additional facts about the chihuahua... kari_sucks December 12 2003, 07:23:22 UTC

oh my dear lord.

Re: Additional facts about the chihuahua... middlesex December 12 2003, 07:27:26 UTC

azhahahaahhahahah ahajhdhw1

pre_history December 12 2003, 07:55:26 UTC

i can't even comprehend this....a dog with a pace maker? i am seeing spots and getting hot flashes...this post has made me a menopausal woman.

pre_history December 12 2003, 07:57:05 UTC

with a mustache.

pre_history December 12 2003, 07:57:29 UTC

a dirty sanchez, no less.

pre_history December 12 2003, 07:58:04 UTC

i like commenting to myself. it makes me feel important.

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It gets even more bizarro... joeyspancake December 12 2003, 08:20:54 UTC

I just left my desk to go to the bathroom. Near the back door of the office is a fairly large, open area. As I was walking towards the door, I saw nearly everyone in the office gathered 'round HT, so I stopped to see what was going on. Apparently it was story time, and they were all enjoying her crazy tales. She was holding the poor dog, who just sat there lifelessly as if he had given up all hope since being named PITA and having a pacemaker installed, while HT, who is Jewish, repeatedly pushed a button on her red and green antlers, which made them light up and play the tune of "Jingle Bells." As I started walking out the door again, I heard HT telling her audience that she likes to dress up the chihuahua as several different things, depending on her mood or the occasion, but usually a cat.

Re: It gets even more bizarro... kari_sucks December 12 2003, 08:23:51 UTC

holy crack baby.
there are no words. this place holds many, many lunatics.

Re: It gets even more bizarro... i_shatter December 12 2003, 08:29:53 UTC

oh.

my.

dear.

lord.