I am the zen master.

I swear to god one of these days I will be able to respond to the question of "How is your life love going?" without having to make a fart noise to describe. But I've done my best not to dwell on it because there is so much other stuff going thats just great ( Read more... )

I haven't felt this bad in years. It's the point where I feel I must talk about it on lj because it's the only place I ever feel I can vent so it must be bad ( Read more... )

She would be going on a date

Kickball tonight at 6pm

the american boy you used to date
who would do anything you say
anything you say

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get me out of here

They'll hang me if i stay here
they'll shoot if i run