Problem: Rampaging Monkeys

[jminnis]

Solution: Keep bigger monkeys around. (Well, technically, keep apes around, but far be it from Time to allow accuracy to get in the way of a good headline...)

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[grumpy_sysadmin]

I know someone (baconmonkey) who will delight in this story. So I told him.

PS: LOL, STL-area industrial band! ;^>