It was really windy that evening - and for a change, it wasn't her fault.
This was the second time Maxine had been in Londonderry for Christmas Eve...she had come years ago when she had been the gawky redhead in 5th grade. Now she was the gawky redhead that was also a member of the oldest, most revered team of superheroes EVER...the Justice
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Ma Hunkel lovingly unpacks her red velvet costume and busies herself making sure it is free of snags, lint, stains, and other un-sightly un-Santa problems. She hums Christmas carols at an upbeat tempo as she gets dressed, spending half the verses of "The 12 Days of Christmas" to peer at herself in the mirror and make sure the false beard is arranged properly and fastened securely.
Satisfied with her appearance at last, she exits the locker room and waits for the appropriate moment to let out a hearty "Ho, ho, ho!"
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But they believe in this one.
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Every good Santa knows that part of Christmas is getting to make a lot of noise.
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The store manager walks over and tries to maintain some order. "Line forms this way, please be considerate of those behind you..."
Inside, he's smiling. It's good to see her again.
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He smiles at Santa, and for most people that smile would bring chills.
"I'm sorry Santa." He says. "I know it's almost your break, but I need to ask a few minutes of your time privately. You see, I'm a chef, and I need some new pots and pans for Christmas..."
He pulls out a big steel saucepot...with two very familiar eyeholes in it. It's not THE saucepot...but a very realistic facsimile.
"...and I just KNOW you can help me. Can we talk about it...away from the children?"
He pulls his coat back, and Ma can see a holster in it.
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Especially when they're being more naughty than nice.
"Santa has to take a quick break!" A cheerful wave, then that white-gloved hand points to the locker room. "In there," Ma says quietly to the man with the gun.
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After a few moments, they're back in the locker room area. As soon as they are out of the sight of the kids, he pulls the gun...a fact she will see when she turns around.
"Thank you, Ms. Hunkel. I really didn't want to have to do this in front of the kids. Even with a criminal like myself, those innocent of the crime should never suffer." He smirks. "Don Corvallis sends his regards from the beyond."
Ma will recognize that name as one of the Yellow Mask Mob.
"And don't try anything. You knock me out, I guarantee you those shopping this fine establishment will be worse for the wear for it."
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He'll deposit the weapons on Da Bomb as the concussive force begins to erupt from them... and then move away.
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He reaches out and concentrates...and the sphere's orbiting Terrific stop for a second...while Bruckner analyzes them, takes note of what they can do.
Very ingenious devices. Two of the standard four he's normally seen with fly over and begin to orbit Sebastian. The other two release an electrical charge right at Mr. Terrific.
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"Technopath, huh? I guess I'll have to rebuild the spheres.."
The shovel swings in an arc for the two spheres on the attack.
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The metallic note rings out as Ma swings the pot at the back of Sebastian's head.
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