Help Wanted

[_man_of_steel_]

TO: [All Allied Groups

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[kara_zor_l]

TO: superman@jla.net

[elfinlantern]

TO: superman@jla.net
FROM: pixie@glc.org
SUBJECT: RE: Unique Job Opportunity

Kal-El,

I have a job, several in fact, but I could certainly help out from time to time if you need me to do so. I would be honored if I were allowed to help out with taking care of him. I live in New York at the moment but I don't think that the distance will be a problem for me.

And I don't think you would have to worry about benefits or compensation but we could talk about it if you want.

-Arisia

[fleet_feet]

TO: superman@jla.net
FROM: goesfast@jla.net
SUBJECT: RE: Unique Job Opportunity

Blue, you're a better writer than this. I almost deleted this just because of the subject line - thought it was more spam. Let me guess, the Prince of Kahndaq has a billion dollars waiting for transfer in a Malaysian bank account and needs me to be the intermediary.

Do you actually spit on that curl?

- Flash Almighty

[_man_of_steel_]

TO: goesfast@jla.net
FROM: superman@jla.net
SUBJECT: RE: Unique Job Opportunity

Is this a job inquiry?

[fleet_feet]

TO: superman@jla.net
FROM: goesfast@jla.net
SUBJECT: RE: RE: Unique Job Opportunity

Not at all. I'm not changing super-diapers for anybody. It's more constructive criticism.

And you didn't answer the question. If you DO spit on that curl, do you have to bounce it off something first?

[boy_of_steel]

TO: superman@jla.net
FROM: boy_of_steel@titans.org
SUBJECT: The kid.

Dude. If you don't at least ask me to babysit once, I'm gonna be a little offended. I'll bring Robin with me for the whole diaper thing. Trust me, what's the worst that could happen?

[_man_of_steel_]

TO: boy_of_steel@titans.org
FROM: superman@jla.net
SUBJECT: The kid.

You'll see enough of Jonathan at the farm - I'm sure Ma and Pa might let you guard him for a bit. Don't worry - Ma will let you have PLENTY of practice with diapers.