A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure ( Read more... )

... but check out this myspace profile. :-)

(nabbed from rainswolfThe Four Ghosts of the White House ( Read more... )

Yet another use for an SUV.

Take a moment to think back and reflect fondly on the earliest text-based computer "Adventure" games.

Now click here.

(pointed out by ciorstan)

I escaped from the Dungeon of Jkrissw!

I killed Marymont the leprechaun and Phyllyo the leprechaun.

I looted a Figurine of Falena84, the Dagger of Wheel Of Ka, a Figurine of Zdevex and 35 gold pieces.

Score: 135
Explore the Dungeon of Jkrissw and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

Seriously - here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrxQ7Pjo80U

(snagged from weirdjews)