Phrases a Person Should Never Have to Say

[jjujju]

"Who put a pickle in the dishwasher?!"

"Please stop licking that hippo."

"What the *bleep* is all over the television?!"  *pause*  "Oh, it's cheese."

"Don't step on that shrimp!!!"

"Get those chips out of your toes!"

Comments

[naturalmomma]

ROFL!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

[jjujju]

You're welcome :)

[raynbow_flyer]

BWHAHAHAHA

[jjujju]

Heehee!

[barenakedrachel]

LOL!

I shall add a few, just so you know you are not alone:

"It is NOT okay to pee on your brother!"

"Please stop rubbing your penis on the wall!"

Is that chocolate on the carpet, or is it (stupidly bends down and sticks nose in mess)... ewww, it's poop!"

"They're called Pop Tarts, Jacob, not Part Tarts"

"It's 'Gee'PS (GPS), not 'Jew'PS, honey"

"Do NOT wipe your nose on the carpet!!!"

"Do not bite the boob that feeds you!"

"Jared!! We do NOT throw kitty cats!" (yes, a real live cat)

Lord, I'm sure I could think of a zillion more ;)

[jjujju]

Haha, I want to add yours to the list and note your contribution. ;)

It's so funny when you say something and you're like "seriously, did I just SAY that!??!" ;)