I Love (To Fuck) You More Than Insisting That I’m Straight
Theme: 9. Hospital 10settings
Pairing: Zhoumi/Siwon
Warning: A bit of crack, a bit of smut and everything phails!!!
Title: I Love (To Fuck) You More Than Insisting That I’m Straight
Zhoumi had been living with cross dressers namely Heechul, Sungmin, Ryeowook and Eunhyuk but that doesn’t mean that he’s one!!! He’s not like them. He was a guy. An absolutely straight guy!!! Just that… sometimes… he loses a bet and ends up dressing as a girl and other times, they force him to do it. He can’t fight off those 5 cross dressers especially when one of them was actually a martial artist.
“OH MY GAWD!!! Zhoumi, what do you think you’re doing showing up at work in female clothes?!?!?!?!!?!” Henry shrieked. They work in the hospital. Zhoumi showed up wearing female nurse’s clothes. A white cap, blouse, skirt with an inch and a half shoe heels. A short hair female hairstyle wig, red lipstick on his usually pale lips, a blush on and an eye shadow. Let’s not forget the skin tone stockings.
Kangin heard Henry’s shriek. He looked to see what it was all about. Kangin was really manly. In fact, he was the manliest among them present in the nurse’s station but he actually managed to shriek in a very girly manner when he saw Zhoumi. “Zhoumi!!! You said you’re straight!!! If you are, you wouldn’t be doing this?!?! Or is this some kind of a kink and you’re some kind of pervert?!?!?!”
The rest of the people that Zhoumi worked with more or less had the same reaction except for Eeteuk, who became enthusiastic and praised Zhoumi’s looks and kept on saying “You’re pretty!!! You should come to work like this everyday!!!” and Zhang Liyin, who went like “You’re prettier than me!!! That’s not fair!!!”
It was a good thing though that the nurse supervisor was actually Heechul’s boyfriend namely Hankyung and so Heechul had asked Hankyung’s permission beforehand so Zhoumi wouldn’t get punished. Hankyung allowed it because he would rather break the rules a bit than miss having sex with Heechul. He just have to make sure that no other higher authority would visit the station that Zhoumi was assigned or else, both he and Zhoumi could lose their jobs.
Doctors doesn’t worry Hankyung because they don’t care about the nurses unless they have taken an interest in one and unless the nurse did something bad to their patients. Hankyung just didn’t expect that their resident doctor Siwon Choi would actually gain interest in Zhoumi’s cross dressing form.
“Can you get me the charts of Ms. Rosell, Ms. Yu and Mrs. Churvaliciousness?” Siwon said as he continued to text on his phone.
“Here are the charts, doc.”
“Thanks.” Siwon stopped texting and looked at the charts and the nurse before him. “Are you new?” He liked what he saw. His eyes trailed up and down on the nurse, engraving each detail in his mind. It didn’t even register to him that the voice he heard earlier didn’t even sound like a woman’s voice.
“It’s just me, Siwon.” The voice was a complete giveaway. It was a voice that Siwon was very much familiar of.
“Zhoumi?!?!?!”
Zhoumi simply rolled his eyes and left Siwon gawking at him. He still has a lot of things to do and a lot of patients to attend to. Siwon couldn’t stop staring until Zhoumi was out of sight. He actually hated Zhoumi because his ex-girlfriend became interested at Zhoumi and dated Zhoumi after they broke up. Another reason why he hated Zhoumi was because he was close friends with Sungmin, who stole his first kiss. Damnit! He was straight but his first kiss was stolen by a guy!!!
Anyway, he was straight but damn! Zhoumi made one hot mama! Enough to turn Siwon a kind of gay anyway. Siwon reassured himself that he didn’t exactly turn gay because he only became attracted with Zhoumi’s female physical looks so when Zhoumi would return to being his male usual self, Siwon would lose interest and go back to hating him. But every time he saw Zhoumi since then, he would always remember Zhoumi in a female nurse uniform. He just simply couldn’t get it out of his head.
So he ended up meeting with Sungmin.
“Siwon, long time no see! Last time I checked, you hated me so what made you want to meet up with me today?” Sungmin said sweetly with his finger twirling on his wig.
“I still hate you.” Siwon glared. “And I hate you for making Zhoumi wear that stupid female nurse uniform which actually looked good on him!!!”
Sungmin’s eyes widened in surprise before a sly expression crossed on his face. “Oh! I get it. You have the hots for Zhoumi?”
“Not exactly Zhoumi… just his crossdresser side. Damnit! He should have been just born as a girl so I wouldn’t have sexual identity crisis!!!” Siwon took large gulps of his water.
“And you’re meeting up with me because…?”
“I want you to make Zhoumi wear that uniform again.”
Zhoumi never thought he would be wearing this stupid female nurse uniform again. He sighed as he took a seat and crossed his leg, which made his skirt hitch up higher and the male employees look at his legs.
“Looks like you’re being influenced by the cross dressers that you live with.” Siwon chuckled. “Though I can’t exactly say that it’s a bad influence. You look good in that uniform.” He boldly trailed his eyes on Zhoumi’s form.
Zhoumi glared at him. “Stop looking at me like some perverted dirty old man.”
“Excuse me but I look far more younger and neater than what you’ve said.”
“You’re not any less of a pervert though.”
“I wasn’t checking you out. I’m straight.”
Zhoumi raised an eyebrow. “You sure?” He started to smile slyly when he saw Siwon’s hesitant expression. He stood from his seat and approached Siwon. He grabbed Siwon’s necktie as he leaned closely. “Am I your type, doc?” He adjusted his voice to make it sound like a female’s voice.
“Fuck.” Siwon cursed as he actually felt himself getting aroused.
“Wouldn’t you just love to do that to me?” Zhoumi asked seductively. He winked before walking away, swaying his hips. Siwon continued to curse as he stared at Zhoumi openly.
“Last time I checked, Dr. Choi was straight but looks like you’ve turned him gay.” Kangin commented.
“It can’t be helped because Zhoumi is pretty hot!!!” Eeteuk said enthusiastically.
“Last time I checked, Dr. Choi hated Zhoumi but now, he looks like he wants Zhoumi in his bed.” Henry commented.
“Henry! You’re too young to be talking those kind of stuff!!!” Eeteuk exclaimed.
“Too bad for him. I’m straight.” Zhoumi said. “I’m only forced to do this. I’m not going to turn gay anytime soon.” That’s what he thought but when he was about to go home, Siwon had suddenly called him to his clinic which had a close sign on the door and lights off but when Zhoumi pushed the door, it was actually open. Then he was suddenly pulled inside. He struggled a bit until the lights were turned on and he saw that it was just Siwon all along.
“Whew! I almost thought that it was some rapist.” Zhoumi sighed in relief.
“I might as well be a rapist.” Siwon said and Zhoumi saw the intensity of Siwon’s lustful stare. He couldn’t escape from Siwon’s tight grip. He could only surrender to Siwon’s kisses and touches and gawd, he loved what Siwon was doing to him especially that hand doing wonderful things underneath his skirt. Zhoumi is so turning gay after this.
A few top buttons of Zhoumi’s blouse were opened revealing the lacey white bra. Siwon’s fingers played with Zhoumi’s nipples through the bra causing the laces to have a rough but pleasurable friction against the nipples. Zhoumi’s skirt was hitched up as Siwon’s other hand was insistently and constantly rubbing on Zhoumi’s 100% cotton panty.
Zhoumi was easily carried by Siwon’s strong arms and placed him on the table before pulling down the panties and stockings though it wasn’t completely being taken off because Siwon got too impatient and made a deep swift thrust inside Zhoumi.
Zhoumi cried because it was his first time and it painful to be stretched with the size of Siwon’s member. He cried because he felt humiliated because he was suppose to be straight. Later on, he cried because Siwon’s thrusts and touches simply felt so good to the point of tears.
They could hear a ripping sound when Zhoumi spread his legs wider. Zhoumi wasn’t sure if the sound came from his skirt, panty or stocking but he could care less as he kicked off his white high heels and decided to wrapped his legs around Siwon’s waist.
Zhoumi’s erection stood and pressed against his white skirt. The front of his skirt was getting damped and transparent. At first, he wanted to take off the skirt to prevent it from happening but then Siwon found the pleasure spot and kept on hitting it, making Zhoumi forget all about it.
Zhoumi’s hands which were suppose to take off the skirt went to hold the stethoscope that was hung around Siwon’s neck instead and pulled Siwon for another wild round of making out. Siwon felt like he was kissing a girl with soft lips and a taste of lipstick, which he was sure that would be quite messy after this. However, the hard and wet; warm and pulsating erection that he pumped and gripped tightly in his hand surely reminded him that Zhoumi was a guy.
And Siwon wasn’t a bit least disgusted. Siwon is so turning gay after this and that’s what he thought as he came inside Zhoumi and his juices trickling down on Zhoumi’s legs. He saw how wet Zhoumi’s skirt had become. It was then he proceeded to take Zhoumi’s skirt off.
“Don’t you think it’s a bit too late for that?” Zhoumi asked. His hand resting on top of Siwon’s hand to stop him from taking off the skirt.
“But not too late for 2nd round.” Siwon smirked as he completely took off all of Zhoumi’s clothes and his own clothes this time around. This time Siwon wanted to fuck Zhoumi as a man and not as a cross dresser or anyone pretending to be girl.
“Last time I checked, we were both straight.” Zhoumi said as he fixing his clothes and wiping the lipstick that smudged against the side of his lips and some even reached the side of his cheek because Siwon had been too wild during their kisses and… is that a hole on his stocking? Well, at least his skirt had dried up a bit though not completely.
“I’d rather just fuck you than keep on insisting that I’m straight.” Siwon admitted as he also wiped the lipstick off his face but he forgot to wipe off the lipstick smudged on his collar. He watched as Zhoumi put on his stockings and damn, he actually got a peak at the white panties and fuck, he’s starting to get aroused again.
“Siwon… that look on our face… haven’t you had enough?” Although Zhoumi had enjoyed what they did, his ass kinda hurts. “Don’t even think about it. I’m tired from duty and from what we did. I just want to go home and rest.”
“Of course.” Siwon became the perfect gentleman and drove Zhoumi home. He didn’t even try anything or maybe he did and Zhoumi just didn’t know about it because he fell asleep during the ride. Siwon had offered his doctor’s long coat to cover up Zhoumi’s wet skirt. Besides, if he got another look at it, he might just jump onto Zhoumi again.
“So how was work?” Sungmin asked when Zhoumi got home.
“Tiring.” Zhoumi replied with a yawn. “I’m too tired to eat dinner. I’ll just go to sleep right away.”
Sungmin didn’t miss sight of the hole on Zhoumi’s stocking or the way Zhoumi limped a bit on his way to the room. But he pretty much had a good idea especially from the doctor’s white long coat that Zhoumi was wearing. “So much for insisting that they’re straight.” He took his cellphone and sent a text message to his lover.
Kyu~ do you think I would look hot in a female nurse outfit?
THE END
A/N: The smut part wasn't part of the original plan but I decided to add some non-graphic smut before I posted it instead~ ^_^;; So like... forgive my phailness? XD and comments please? Even if it's phail... >.<
Pairing: Zhoumi/Siwon
Warning: A bit of crack, a bit of smut and everything phails!!!
Title: I Love (To Fuck) You More Than Insisting That I’m Straight
Zhoumi had been living with cross dressers namely Heechul, Sungmin, Ryeowook and Eunhyuk but that doesn’t mean that he’s one!!! He’s not like them. He was a guy. An absolutely straight guy!!! Just that… sometimes… he loses a bet and ends up dressing as a girl and other times, they force him to do it. He can’t fight off those 5 cross dressers especially when one of them was actually a martial artist.
“OH MY GAWD!!! Zhoumi, what do you think you’re doing showing up at work in female clothes?!?!?!?!!?!” Henry shrieked. They work in the hospital. Zhoumi showed up wearing female nurse’s clothes. A white cap, blouse, skirt with an inch and a half shoe heels. A short hair female hairstyle wig, red lipstick on his usually pale lips, a blush on and an eye shadow. Let’s not forget the skin tone stockings.
Kangin heard Henry’s shriek. He looked to see what it was all about. Kangin was really manly. In fact, he was the manliest among them present in the nurse’s station but he actually managed to shriek in a very girly manner when he saw Zhoumi. “Zhoumi!!! You said you’re straight!!! If you are, you wouldn’t be doing this?!?! Or is this some kind of a kink and you’re some kind of pervert?!?!?!”
The rest of the people that Zhoumi worked with more or less had the same reaction except for Eeteuk, who became enthusiastic and praised Zhoumi’s looks and kept on saying “You’re pretty!!! You should come to work like this everyday!!!” and Zhang Liyin, who went like “You’re prettier than me!!! That’s not fair!!!”
It was a good thing though that the nurse supervisor was actually Heechul’s boyfriend namely Hankyung and so Heechul had asked Hankyung’s permission beforehand so Zhoumi wouldn’t get punished. Hankyung allowed it because he would rather break the rules a bit than miss having sex with Heechul. He just have to make sure that no other higher authority would visit the station that Zhoumi was assigned or else, both he and Zhoumi could lose their jobs.
Doctors doesn’t worry Hankyung because they don’t care about the nurses unless they have taken an interest in one and unless the nurse did something bad to their patients. Hankyung just didn’t expect that their resident doctor Siwon Choi would actually gain interest in Zhoumi’s cross dressing form.
“Can you get me the charts of Ms. Rosell, Ms. Yu and Mrs. Churvaliciousness?” Siwon said as he continued to text on his phone.
“Here are the charts, doc.”
“Thanks.” Siwon stopped texting and looked at the charts and the nurse before him. “Are you new?” He liked what he saw. His eyes trailed up and down on the nurse, engraving each detail in his mind. It didn’t even register to him that the voice he heard earlier didn’t even sound like a woman’s voice.
“It’s just me, Siwon.” The voice was a complete giveaway. It was a voice that Siwon was very much familiar of.
“Zhoumi?!?!?!”
Zhoumi simply rolled his eyes and left Siwon gawking at him. He still has a lot of things to do and a lot of patients to attend to. Siwon couldn’t stop staring until Zhoumi was out of sight. He actually hated Zhoumi because his ex-girlfriend became interested at Zhoumi and dated Zhoumi after they broke up. Another reason why he hated Zhoumi was because he was close friends with Sungmin, who stole his first kiss. Damnit! He was straight but his first kiss was stolen by a guy!!!
Anyway, he was straight but damn! Zhoumi made one hot mama! Enough to turn Siwon a kind of gay anyway. Siwon reassured himself that he didn’t exactly turn gay because he only became attracted with Zhoumi’s female physical looks so when Zhoumi would return to being his male usual self, Siwon would lose interest and go back to hating him. But every time he saw Zhoumi since then, he would always remember Zhoumi in a female nurse uniform. He just simply couldn’t get it out of his head.
So he ended up meeting with Sungmin.
“Siwon, long time no see! Last time I checked, you hated me so what made you want to meet up with me today?” Sungmin said sweetly with his finger twirling on his wig.
“I still hate you.” Siwon glared. “And I hate you for making Zhoumi wear that stupid female nurse uniform which actually looked good on him!!!”
Sungmin’s eyes widened in surprise before a sly expression crossed on his face. “Oh! I get it. You have the hots for Zhoumi?”
“Not exactly Zhoumi… just his crossdresser side. Damnit! He should have been just born as a girl so I wouldn’t have sexual identity crisis!!!” Siwon took large gulps of his water.
“And you’re meeting up with me because…?”
“I want you to make Zhoumi wear that uniform again.”
Zhoumi never thought he would be wearing this stupid female nurse uniform again. He sighed as he took a seat and crossed his leg, which made his skirt hitch up higher and the male employees look at his legs.
“Looks like you’re being influenced by the cross dressers that you live with.” Siwon chuckled. “Though I can’t exactly say that it’s a bad influence. You look good in that uniform.” He boldly trailed his eyes on Zhoumi’s form.
Zhoumi glared at him. “Stop looking at me like some perverted dirty old man.”
“Excuse me but I look far more younger and neater than what you’ve said.”
“You’re not any less of a pervert though.”
“I wasn’t checking you out. I’m straight.”
Zhoumi raised an eyebrow. “You sure?” He started to smile slyly when he saw Siwon’s hesitant expression. He stood from his seat and approached Siwon. He grabbed Siwon’s necktie as he leaned closely. “Am I your type, doc?” He adjusted his voice to make it sound like a female’s voice.
“Fuck.” Siwon cursed as he actually felt himself getting aroused.
“Wouldn’t you just love to do that to me?” Zhoumi asked seductively. He winked before walking away, swaying his hips. Siwon continued to curse as he stared at Zhoumi openly.
“Last time I checked, Dr. Choi was straight but looks like you’ve turned him gay.” Kangin commented.
“It can’t be helped because Zhoumi is pretty hot!!!” Eeteuk said enthusiastically.
“Last time I checked, Dr. Choi hated Zhoumi but now, he looks like he wants Zhoumi in his bed.” Henry commented.
“Henry! You’re too young to be talking those kind of stuff!!!” Eeteuk exclaimed.
“Too bad for him. I’m straight.” Zhoumi said. “I’m only forced to do this. I’m not going to turn gay anytime soon.” That’s what he thought but when he was about to go home, Siwon had suddenly called him to his clinic which had a close sign on the door and lights off but when Zhoumi pushed the door, it was actually open. Then he was suddenly pulled inside. He struggled a bit until the lights were turned on and he saw that it was just Siwon all along.
“Whew! I almost thought that it was some rapist.” Zhoumi sighed in relief.
“I might as well be a rapist.” Siwon said and Zhoumi saw the intensity of Siwon’s lustful stare. He couldn’t escape from Siwon’s tight grip. He could only surrender to Siwon’s kisses and touches and gawd, he loved what Siwon was doing to him especially that hand doing wonderful things underneath his skirt. Zhoumi is so turning gay after this.
A few top buttons of Zhoumi’s blouse were opened revealing the lacey white bra. Siwon’s fingers played with Zhoumi’s nipples through the bra causing the laces to have a rough but pleasurable friction against the nipples. Zhoumi’s skirt was hitched up as Siwon’s other hand was insistently and constantly rubbing on Zhoumi’s 100% cotton panty.
Zhoumi was easily carried by Siwon’s strong arms and placed him on the table before pulling down the panties and stockings though it wasn’t completely being taken off because Siwon got too impatient and made a deep swift thrust inside Zhoumi.
Zhoumi cried because it was his first time and it painful to be stretched with the size of Siwon’s member. He cried because he felt humiliated because he was suppose to be straight. Later on, he cried because Siwon’s thrusts and touches simply felt so good to the point of tears.
They could hear a ripping sound when Zhoumi spread his legs wider. Zhoumi wasn’t sure if the sound came from his skirt, panty or stocking but he could care less as he kicked off his white high heels and decided to wrapped his legs around Siwon’s waist.
Zhoumi’s erection stood and pressed against his white skirt. The front of his skirt was getting damped and transparent. At first, he wanted to take off the skirt to prevent it from happening but then Siwon found the pleasure spot and kept on hitting it, making Zhoumi forget all about it.
Zhoumi’s hands which were suppose to take off the skirt went to hold the stethoscope that was hung around Siwon’s neck instead and pulled Siwon for another wild round of making out. Siwon felt like he was kissing a girl with soft lips and a taste of lipstick, which he was sure that would be quite messy after this. However, the hard and wet; warm and pulsating erection that he pumped and gripped tightly in his hand surely reminded him that Zhoumi was a guy.
And Siwon wasn’t a bit least disgusted. Siwon is so turning gay after this and that’s what he thought as he came inside Zhoumi and his juices trickling down on Zhoumi’s legs. He saw how wet Zhoumi’s skirt had become. It was then he proceeded to take Zhoumi’s skirt off.
“Don’t you think it’s a bit too late for that?” Zhoumi asked. His hand resting on top of Siwon’s hand to stop him from taking off the skirt.
“But not too late for 2nd round.” Siwon smirked as he completely took off all of Zhoumi’s clothes and his own clothes this time around. This time Siwon wanted to fuck Zhoumi as a man and not as a cross dresser or anyone pretending to be girl.
“Last time I checked, we were both straight.” Zhoumi said as he fixing his clothes and wiping the lipstick that smudged against the side of his lips and some even reached the side of his cheek because Siwon had been too wild during their kisses and… is that a hole on his stocking? Well, at least his skirt had dried up a bit though not completely.
“I’d rather just fuck you than keep on insisting that I’m straight.” Siwon admitted as he also wiped the lipstick off his face but he forgot to wipe off the lipstick smudged on his collar. He watched as Zhoumi put on his stockings and damn, he actually got a peak at the white panties and fuck, he’s starting to get aroused again.
“Siwon… that look on our face… haven’t you had enough?” Although Zhoumi had enjoyed what they did, his ass kinda hurts. “Don’t even think about it. I’m tired from duty and from what we did. I just want to go home and rest.”
“Of course.” Siwon became the perfect gentleman and drove Zhoumi home. He didn’t even try anything or maybe he did and Zhoumi just didn’t know about it because he fell asleep during the ride. Siwon had offered his doctor’s long coat to cover up Zhoumi’s wet skirt. Besides, if he got another look at it, he might just jump onto Zhoumi again.
“So how was work?” Sungmin asked when Zhoumi got home.
“Tiring.” Zhoumi replied with a yawn. “I’m too tired to eat dinner. I’ll just go to sleep right away.”
Sungmin didn’t miss sight of the hole on Zhoumi’s stocking or the way Zhoumi limped a bit on his way to the room. But he pretty much had a good idea especially from the doctor’s white long coat that Zhoumi was wearing. “So much for insisting that they’re straight.” He took his cellphone and sent a text message to his lover.
Kyu~ do you think I would look hot in a female nurse outfit?
THE END
A/N: The smut part wasn't part of the original plan but I decided to add some non-graphic smut before I posted it instead~ ^_^;; So like... forgive my phailness? XD and comments please? Even if it's phail... >.<