Dear America

[jinjojess]

If you kept a God damn eye on your kids, we wouldn't need a ton of recalls because your stupid kids are chewing on lead paint chips and swallowing magnets. We had magnets and paint when I was a kid too, and you know what? I'm not dead. I also wasn't a fucking retard child who thought it would be fun to put my fingers in the easy bake oven opening

Comments

[dong_a_miffy]

But why watch our kids when we can just as easily blame their stupidity on China? FUCKING COMMUNISTS.

[jinjojess]

As much as I fucking hate China, I think I hate "outraged mothers" more.