The Complete Blokeman Episode Guide!
Since I want to transcribe this before the single existing hard copy vanishes forever, here is (in its entirety) all of the first season episode summaries of the hit series, Blokeman.
For those of you who aren't familiar with it, it's a parody comic I did as an assignment senior year of high school (for Hano, *sniff*) which was making fun of how adamant girls are about getting boyfriends.
Blokeman
Pocket Boyfriends
Gotta Snatch 'Em All!
Episode 1: Blokemen of the World, Beware!
Our hero, Amanda Hugnkiss, begins her promising Blokeman journey. Here we meet Poison Oak, the neighborhood pimp, who bestows upon Amanda her first Blokeman: Sportyguy. Unfortunately, her rival Mimi also receives a Blokeman: Arsonant. In their first official battle, Amanda finds that training is much harder than it looks.
Episode 2: Crazy Cross-dressing Hijinks!
Amanda sets out to Crack City, where she hopes to capture a new Blokeman. While there, she meets Officer Butch, the police chief who rules with an iron dildo. She mistakes Amanda for a Blokeman theif and attacks. In a fierce battle with Butch's Transvesteotto, Sportyguy wins an important victory.
Episode 3: The Amazing Failure!
Still in Crack City, Amanda meets a shady Blokeman dealer who tries to sell her a worthless Magikfart. Lamentably, Amanda fails to see through his plot and buys the disgusting creature. Eager to show up Mimi, who has arrived after having caught three more Blokeman (which ones are never revealed) and whose Arsonant has evolved into Pyrogon, Amanda sends Magikfart into battle. Surprisingly, he evolves into Bum-Bum, who still fails to defeat Mimi.
Episode 4: High School Goldmine!
Now in a hurry to catch even more Blokemen, Amanda races to the High School in hopes of finding a new one. She is astounded at the huge amount of species roaming about. Nerdimander, Thugusaur, and Playachu are all identified. Spellbound, Amanda even catches a glimpse of the rare and believed fictional Two Good 2 B True. With Valentine's Day rapidly approaching, Amanda is set on filling out her team.
Episode 5: Jockobox and the Evolution!
Though the target Playachu escaped, Amanda is ecstatic about Sportyguy evolving into Jockobox. Mimi appears again, this time with a new Blokeman: Lazyax. She challenges Amanda to a battle, and confident now that she has Jockobox, Amanda accepts. However, our hero comes crashing down when she discovers that Pyrogon has already evolved into the oiled and sensual Firedrill.
Episode 6: Firedrill and Lazyax, the Suspended Battle!
Fighting bravely, Jockobox is unable to penetrate Firedrill's excellent Harden defense. Through some odd twist of fate, Amanda is able to defeat Firedrill when the pressure of his Emergency Hose attack turns on him. However, Jockobox is exhausted, leaving Amanda to rely on Bum-Bum. Mimi chooses Lazyax, who falls asleep and the battle must be suspended until they can find a Blokeflute full of its energy restoring champagne.
Episode 7: Attack of Team Spinster!
While searching for the Blokeflute, Amanda runs across Pervertino. Bum-Bum, using his HIV Positive Hypodermic Needle attack, incapacitates Pervertino and allows Amanda time to catch him. Without even the chance to stop for a breather, she is ambushed by the fearsome Team Spinster. They are a worldwide organization bent on destroying the culture of Blokeman. Sending in her newly caught Pervertino, Amanda hopes for the best.
Episode 8: Crack City Gym Battle!
With a little luck and Pervertino's Dirty Mind, Team Spinster is on the run for now. However, the battle with Mimi still looms, and Amanda decides to do some serious training. She challenges the Crack City Gym, run by Mary Jane. Amanda's team is the victor, after throughly beating Mary Jane's Potduck and Hemppom, and earning a 420 Badge.
Episode 9: The Blokeflute Discovered!
Mimi has found the Blokeflute and uses it to wake Lazyax. Jockobox and Pervertino both set Bum-Bum up for the finishing move. Happy about defeating Lazyax, Amanda forgets about Mimi's other Blokemen and is finished off by Computer Programmatron.
Episode 10: Bye-Bye Bum-Bum!
Meeting a mysterious girl on the road, Amanda decides to trade Bum-Bum for her Wedgicute. However, Wedgicute decides not to listen to Amanda until she can take out another gym leader and get more alluring. Valentine's Day is in a week, leaving scarce time to train. Arriving in Moody City, she reminisces about all the good times with Bum-Bum.
Episode 11: Amber of the Moody City Gym!
Amanda, Jockobox, Pervertino and Wedgicute challenge Amber, the leader of the Moody City Gym for a We Have to Talk badge. WhippedVick and Angstyfly are easily knocked out, but Manshrew presents a real difficulty. Wedgicute is needed, since his bully-type is strong against manbitch-type. In a touching scene, Amanda throws herself in from of Manshrew's Male PMS attack to save Wedgicute, causing him to lover her and blow Manshrew away.
Episode 12: Team Spinster's Insidious Plot!
Now with two badges, Amanda is feeling confident. The moment is shattered, however, when Team Spinster devises a plan to steal all of her Blokemen and set them free. Amanda tries to help them see the error of their ways (after all, no Blokeman can survive on his own), but it takes Pervertino to make them retreat. After the battle with their twin Curmudgentoise, he evolves, to Amanda's delight, into Molestking.
Episode 13: Caught up in the Rush!
Attempting to capture more Blokemen by Valentine's Day (within the next 5 days), Amanda tries to flush out rare Bush Blokemen. She spots a rare Hairyon and captures him. No sooner has she when the ground collapses and she finds herself in the Cummings River.
Episode 14: Hairyon and the Beauty Salon!
Using Hairyon's unique body, which soaks up enough of the river for them to escape, Amanda is back on course. But Hairyone's disgusting state warrents a well-needed trip to the slaon in Possessive Town, where there just happens to be another gym.
Episode 15: Foryou and Forme--Hopeless Battle!
Amanda proceeds to teh Possessive Town Gym, hoping to defeat the leader Michelle for a Those Girls badge. At first Jockobox and Wedgicute are defeated, since they are weak to jealous-type, but after retrieving Molestking and Hairyon (with a cute new hair style) from the salon, Amanda decimates Foryou and his evolved form, Forme.
Episode 16: Valentine's Day Massacre!
The highly anticipated day has arrived...and Amanda still only owns four Blokemen. Who does she meet on this wonderful day of love? Who else but Team Spinster and Mimi, both set on crushing what remains of Amanda's pitiful self-confidence. Now that Mimi has added Gothodude to her team, you know there'll be trouble. It will take a miracle and another guest appearance by Two Good 2 B True to sort out the mess.
For those of you who aren't familiar with it, it's a parody comic I did as an assignment senior year of high school (for Hano, *sniff*) which was making fun of how adamant girls are about getting boyfriends.
Blokeman
Pocket Boyfriends
Gotta Snatch 'Em All!
Episode 1: Blokemen of the World, Beware!
Our hero, Amanda Hugnkiss, begins her promising Blokeman journey. Here we meet Poison Oak, the neighborhood pimp, who bestows upon Amanda her first Blokeman: Sportyguy. Unfortunately, her rival Mimi also receives a Blokeman: Arsonant. In their first official battle, Amanda finds that training is much harder than it looks.
Episode 2: Crazy Cross-dressing Hijinks!
Amanda sets out to Crack City, where she hopes to capture a new Blokeman. While there, she meets Officer Butch, the police chief who rules with an iron dildo. She mistakes Amanda for a Blokeman theif and attacks. In a fierce battle with Butch's Transvesteotto, Sportyguy wins an important victory.
Episode 3: The Amazing Failure!
Still in Crack City, Amanda meets a shady Blokeman dealer who tries to sell her a worthless Magikfart. Lamentably, Amanda fails to see through his plot and buys the disgusting creature. Eager to show up Mimi, who has arrived after having caught three more Blokeman (which ones are never revealed) and whose Arsonant has evolved into Pyrogon, Amanda sends Magikfart into battle. Surprisingly, he evolves into Bum-Bum, who still fails to defeat Mimi.
Episode 4: High School Goldmine!
Now in a hurry to catch even more Blokemen, Amanda races to the High School in hopes of finding a new one. She is astounded at the huge amount of species roaming about. Nerdimander, Thugusaur, and Playachu are all identified. Spellbound, Amanda even catches a glimpse of the rare and believed fictional Two Good 2 B True. With Valentine's Day rapidly approaching, Amanda is set on filling out her team.
Episode 5: Jockobox and the Evolution!
Though the target Playachu escaped, Amanda is ecstatic about Sportyguy evolving into Jockobox. Mimi appears again, this time with a new Blokeman: Lazyax. She challenges Amanda to a battle, and confident now that she has Jockobox, Amanda accepts. However, our hero comes crashing down when she discovers that Pyrogon has already evolved into the oiled and sensual Firedrill.
Episode 6: Firedrill and Lazyax, the Suspended Battle!
Fighting bravely, Jockobox is unable to penetrate Firedrill's excellent Harden defense. Through some odd twist of fate, Amanda is able to defeat Firedrill when the pressure of his Emergency Hose attack turns on him. However, Jockobox is exhausted, leaving Amanda to rely on Bum-Bum. Mimi chooses Lazyax, who falls asleep and the battle must be suspended until they can find a Blokeflute full of its energy restoring champagne.
Episode 7: Attack of Team Spinster!
While searching for the Blokeflute, Amanda runs across Pervertino. Bum-Bum, using his HIV Positive Hypodermic Needle attack, incapacitates Pervertino and allows Amanda time to catch him. Without even the chance to stop for a breather, she is ambushed by the fearsome Team Spinster. They are a worldwide organization bent on destroying the culture of Blokeman. Sending in her newly caught Pervertino, Amanda hopes for the best.
Episode 8: Crack City Gym Battle!
With a little luck and Pervertino's Dirty Mind, Team Spinster is on the run for now. However, the battle with Mimi still looms, and Amanda decides to do some serious training. She challenges the Crack City Gym, run by Mary Jane. Amanda's team is the victor, after throughly beating Mary Jane's Potduck and Hemppom, and earning a 420 Badge.
Episode 9: The Blokeflute Discovered!
Mimi has found the Blokeflute and uses it to wake Lazyax. Jockobox and Pervertino both set Bum-Bum up for the finishing move. Happy about defeating Lazyax, Amanda forgets about Mimi's other Blokemen and is finished off by Computer Programmatron.
Episode 10: Bye-Bye Bum-Bum!
Meeting a mysterious girl on the road, Amanda decides to trade Bum-Bum for her Wedgicute. However, Wedgicute decides not to listen to Amanda until she can take out another gym leader and get more alluring. Valentine's Day is in a week, leaving scarce time to train. Arriving in Moody City, she reminisces about all the good times with Bum-Bum.
Episode 11: Amber of the Moody City Gym!
Amanda, Jockobox, Pervertino and Wedgicute challenge Amber, the leader of the Moody City Gym for a We Have to Talk badge. WhippedVick and Angstyfly are easily knocked out, but Manshrew presents a real difficulty. Wedgicute is needed, since his bully-type is strong against manbitch-type. In a touching scene, Amanda throws herself in from of Manshrew's Male PMS attack to save Wedgicute, causing him to lover her and blow Manshrew away.
Episode 12: Team Spinster's Insidious Plot!
Now with two badges, Amanda is feeling confident. The moment is shattered, however, when Team Spinster devises a plan to steal all of her Blokemen and set them free. Amanda tries to help them see the error of their ways (after all, no Blokeman can survive on his own), but it takes Pervertino to make them retreat. After the battle with their twin Curmudgentoise, he evolves, to Amanda's delight, into Molestking.
Episode 13: Caught up in the Rush!
Attempting to capture more Blokemen by Valentine's Day (within the next 5 days), Amanda tries to flush out rare Bush Blokemen. She spots a rare Hairyon and captures him. No sooner has she when the ground collapses and she finds herself in the Cummings River.
Episode 14: Hairyon and the Beauty Salon!
Using Hairyon's unique body, which soaks up enough of the river for them to escape, Amanda is back on course. But Hairyone's disgusting state warrents a well-needed trip to the slaon in Possessive Town, where there just happens to be another gym.
Episode 15: Foryou and Forme--Hopeless Battle!
Amanda proceeds to teh Possessive Town Gym, hoping to defeat the leader Michelle for a Those Girls badge. At first Jockobox and Wedgicute are defeated, since they are weak to jealous-type, but after retrieving Molestking and Hairyon (with a cute new hair style) from the salon, Amanda decimates Foryou and his evolved form, Forme.
Episode 16: Valentine's Day Massacre!
The highly anticipated day has arrived...and Amanda still only owns four Blokemen. Who does she meet on this wonderful day of love? Who else but Team Spinster and Mimi, both set on crushing what remains of Amanda's pitiful self-confidence. Now that Mimi has added Gothodude to her team, you know there'll be trouble. It will take a miracle and another guest appearance by Two Good 2 B True to sort out the mess.