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[jimmy_exploder]

I got two exciting phone calls today.

1.  Nicor waking me up from a nap to interview me over the phone.  The first part of that conversation is a blur.  I have another interview tomorrow at 1:15.

2.  Someone wanting to photograph my nude body in the woods for a school project.  It would be a charity, I wouldn't make bank like all the chicks on the

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[aholeinyourhead]

I hate when imortant phone calls wake me up in the middle of my sleep. Those conversations never go well, no matter how hard you focus. You're just retarded when you first snap out of a nap. There's no winning.
You're gonna shrink up in the cold woods and all the little school girls will giggle.
Viagra

[jimmy_exploder]

i dont mind being small. my balls will still be huge.

[iknowrussia]

i was straight up 70's as a default somewhere!

[iknowrussia]

*want

[jimmy_exploder]

you want a lot of things.

[jimmy_exploder]

as a swinger/coc fiend??